Golden Cheese – Thunderball

Goofiest James Bond movie ever? Well, I don’t know. I haven’t seen Moonraker yet.

Weird Video Games – Hentai Boost 2007 DX (Arcade)

Weirdness rating: 8/10

If it looks like I’m uncomfortable reviewing this it’s because I’m reviewing a game where you save the world from aliens with masturbation.

 

Video/audio clips and screenshots:

Movies:
Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Weird Video Games – Q*Bert (Arcade)

Weirdness rating: 5/10

An armless alien hops around floating blocks in space?

Weird Video Games – Monster Party (Famicom/Nintendo Entertainment System)

Weirdness rating: 9/10

A little boy follows an outer space gargoyle to WHAT IS GOING ON HE-

Video/audio clips and screenshots:

Video games:
Super Mario Bros. 3 (Famicom/Nintendo Entertainment System)
Altered Beast (Arcade)

Movies:
Superman Returns (2006)
Bewitched (2005) {Poster Art}

TV shows:
Star Trek (Amok Time) {Fight Music}
SCTV Network 90 (Southside Fracas with Southside Johnny)
Bewitched (Unknown Episode)

Other:
Lipton Brisk Iced Tea Commercial

Additional Credits:
Ian

16-bit Gems/Weird Video Games – Phantom 2040/Captain Novolin

I traded shows with Roo from Clan of the Gray Wolf for one episode. I did a 16-bit Gems episode on the awesome game Phantom 2040 and he reviewed the weird game Captain Novolin.

Weird Video Games – Vs. Block Breaker (Arcade)

Weirdness rating: 7/10

A little Japanese man carrying a paddle launches hamsters at blocks while trapped inside a slowly constricting room.

Video/audio clips and screenshots:

Video games:
Super Breakout (Arcade)
Arkanoid (Arcade)
Block Block (Arcade)

Additional Credits:
Shane White {Himself}

Google Image Search

  • Search term: “sad sean connery”

The crazy thing is, I was having a conversation about Darth Vader while this was happening.

It also turned up this:

I have no idea.

Weird Video Games – Momoko 120% (Arcade)

Weirdness rating: 5/10

A little girl has to escape from burning buildings her entire life.

Video/audio clips and screenshots:

TV shows:
Urusei Yatsura (I’m Lum the Notorious!)
Ducktales (Episode Unknown)

Comics:

The Watchmen

Music:
Terry Bush – Maybe Tommorow (The Littlest Hobo Theme Song)

Weird Video Games – Reikai Doushi (Arcade)

Weirdness rating: 6/10

A claymation Chinese fighting game about an exorcist that decapitates ghosts with Kung Fu.

Video/audio clips and screenshots:

Video games:

ClayFighter (SNES)
Mortal Kombat (Arcade)

Movies:

Ghost Dad (1990)
Jiang Jia Xiao Baobei (???)

A CRY FOR HELP (Starring the Human Torch)

STATUS: SUCCESS!

This one’s long, but trust me, it’s worth reading. I think this is my most successful scambait yet.

Highlights in red.


Date: July 23, 2010 2:15 PM
From: PRINCESS JULIET JAMES <princessjulietjames@yahoo.com>
To: (my e-mail address)
Reply To: princess juliet james <miss_juliet@blumail.org>
Subject: A CRY FOR HELP ( PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE )

FROM PRINCESS JULIET JAMES, COTONOU WEST AFRICA.

DEAREST IN TRUST,

I AM PRINCESS JULIET JAMES , I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A SAVE BOX WHICH MY LATE FATHER DEPOSITED FOR ME IN ONE OF THE SECURITY FINANCE COMPANY BEFORE HE DIED.THIS SAVE BOX CONTAINS SUM OF NINE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS (USD9.2) AND THE SAVE BOX IS IN A SECURITY FINANCE COMPANY.

MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA FARMER AND HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS COLLEAGUES AND NOW I WANT YOU TO STAND AS MY GUARDIAN AND APPOINTED BENEFICIARY AND RECEIVE THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I AM THE ONLY CHILD OF THE FAMILY .I AM 21 YEARS WITHOUT MOTHER OR FATHER NOW.

PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY TO THIS EMAIL SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE INFORMATION SO THAT THIS FAMILY VALUABLE BOX WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU SO THAT YOU WILL GET ME PAPERS TO TRAVEL TO YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATION THERE.

I AM WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY AND I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU. IN MY NEXT MAIL I WILL SEND YOU A COPY OF MY PICTURE SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE HELPING OK.

I LOVE YOU .
THANKS
FROM PRINCESS JULIET JAMES.


I actually ignored this at first but she sent it to me three times! So I finally obliged her:


From: “Johnny Storm”
To: princess juliet james <miss_juliet@blumail.org>
Subject: Re: A CRY FOR HELP ( PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE )

Hey there, Princess Juliet. My name is Johnny Storm and I will be glad to help you. Tell me where to pick you up and I’ll get Reed to fire up the Fantasticar.

Also, pics please.

Johnny. read more »

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