I wrote an article for Ebolaworld:
Hey, writers! Vampires, ghosts, and zombies are overdone. Walk into a movie theatre or bookstore and turn your head and you’ll see approximately three vampires, a ghost, and eight zombies for every forty-five degrees. It’s gotten old, people.
Why stick to these three? There’s no reason that once-living people have to come back as those three tired conventions. To that end, I give you six new types of no-longer-dead monsters for your upcoming horror and/or romance movie. Feel free to use these. My royalty fees are very reasonable.