Written for Ebolaworld.com:
Hey, if you really want to impress a girl, show them that you’re witty and charming. They’ll be totally impressed when you mindlessly repeat something somebody else came up with. But the females of our species are wily and many of them can spot a corny line a mile away. So don’t use the classic ones they’ve all heard before. Try my new, totally original pick-up lines!
If you use one of these lines, please send 10 cents my way. If one works, please send $1. I think $1 is a small price to pay for at least one night not spent cold and alone, don’t you?
I don’t plan to become rich from this service, but every little bit helps me pay back that bar tab I owe for all those girls I bought a drink for, and then got scared or flustered and ran away without paying. Turns out, they have cameras at the bar and the bartender recognizes my face.