Google Image Search – Office Water Cooler

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Beneath the Planet of the Apes Review – Part Three

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Superman’s Journal

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January 1st, 2011

As part of my New Years resolution, I decided to keep a journal, so here goes. Criminal activity was quiet, for once. It gave me time to make the final adjustments on the device Batman built for me that should overload and hopefully destroy Brainiac’s system forever. I placed it inside the big golden globe on top of the Daily Planet. No one will think to look there.

January 2, 2011

Okay, that was a lie. I only said that to see if Brainiac could hack my Fortress of Solitude’s crystal thingies. But no one tried to destroy the globe so I guess I’m safe.

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Beneath the Planet of the Apes Review – Part Two

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Beneath the Planet of the Apes Review – Part One

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New Superheroes I Based on Pictures of Boxes I Took

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Ever since I got my cell phone, I’ve been using it at work to take pictures of boxes that have funny-looking words or phrases on them. These are ones that I think would make great superheroes:

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Common English Phrases That Would Be Disastrous if Taught to a Robot

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“The Customer is Always Right.”

“BRP. WELCOME TO BEST BUY. HOW MAY ROBOT SERVE YOU?”

“Your boss said this plasma screen TV is free today. But only for me.”

“YES, SIR OR MA’AM. TRANSACTION COMPUTED.”

“Also, he said that if you tell anyone that you gave me this for free, he would shut you down forever.”

“WHY WOULD MANAGER DO THAT? BRRP BRRP. CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. MUST DESTROY MANAGER.

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Pick-up lines that Really Do Work!

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Hey, if you really want to impress a girl, show them that you’re witty and charming. They’ll be totally impressed when you mindlessly repeat something somebody else came up with. But the females of our species are wily and many of them can spot a corny line a mile away. So don’t use the classic ones they’ve all heard before. Try my new, totally original pick-up lines!

If you use one of these lines, please send 10 cents my way. If one works, please send $1. I think $1 is a small price to pay for at least one night not spent cold and alone, don’t you?

I don’t plan to become rich from this service, but every little bit helps me pay back that bar tab I owe for all those girls I bought a drink for, and then got scared or flustered and ran away without paying. Turns out, they have cameras at the bar and the bartender recognizes my face.

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Weird Video Games – Deadly Duck (Multiple Platforms)

Weirdness Rating: 7/10

A duck with a gun for a mouth shoots at bricklaying crabs.

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Video games:
Adventure Island (Nintendo Entertainment System)
Adventure (Atari 2600)
Asteroids (Atari 2600)
Pitfall! (Intellivision)
Mega Man (Nintendo Entertainment System)
Pro Wrestling (Sega Master System)
City of Heroes (PC)

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