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Good Friends
I was in a grocery store and I walk by this cereal maybe the second or third time in my life and it still had me in stitches. I didn't want to pay $5 for a cereal I'm not going to eat just so I can scan the cover, so I found this picture online.

Yes. The cereal is called "Good Friends" It's a health cereal, presumably that health-minded good friends can share, along with some good times.
Observations my brother and I made inside the store included the following:

Me: "Look at them. They're cereal buddies."
Shane: "This creates so many questions that I don't even know which ones to ask."
Me: "I like how they picked two good friends from different nationalities for a more multi-cultural appeal. Just to say, 'Yes, people of every nationality can enjoy our cereal.'"
Shane: "The photographer took twelve shots of them and each time said 'Okay, can you smile a little more?'"

Hyena rating:
FIVE / FIVE GRINNING ASIAN MEN