I'm a fan of Perfect Dark. And as someone who dabbles in MIDI-making, I tried to make a MIDI of the "Air Force One" level theme. I got stuck on one part. So I decided to search to see if someone else had done a MIDI I could refer to. Not to rip them off, of course, just to see their take on it and see if it helped me figure out what I was doing with mine.

After some wading, I found the worst MIDI I have ever heard. It baffles me why tone-deaf people even try to make MIDI. Why?
When I finish my MIDI version, I'll put it on this page so you can compare.

The horror:
THE-PERFECT-MIDI
Incomplete version of mine:
AN-INCOMPLETE-BUT-LESS-HERNIA-INDUCING-MIDI

Oh, and to answer your next immediate question, I typed it eight times.

Hyena rating:
^ZERO / ^{FIVE BEETHOVENS SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES}