Today, while wading through ZVGQ, everybody's favourite Zany Quotes archive, A pop-up ad emerged. It was just one of dozens upon dozens I'd been subjected to that day. I paid it no mind . . . at first.

If you scroll down, there's about two pages full of useless information about something I don't care about. Typical junk mail. I close the window. And this jumps up:

Seriously, it would not let me close the window unless I went through two full pages in search of three trivia questions and typed them in. At first I thought this was just a survey. They ask three questions, I put what I think the answer is, and then close the window.
Those who know me, know I'm rather conservative about my curse words, but after trying to close this window 12 times, I figured whoever these people are who devised this incarnation of putridity, they deserve to read this.

Now, can anyone guess what happened when I clicked the "CLOSE WINDOW" button?
Come on. Make a guess. No? This is what happened.

By now I'm already convinced that this is the most evil thing ever devised. Then, I realize something. Hey, I have a website that catalogues crap. And this definitely qualifies. I can salvage something from this bad experience.

The second I hit "Print Screen" Explorer crashes and I have to restart the computer.

Here is the link to the ad. But I strongly advise you to only use it to vanquish your foes.

Hyena rating:
^{FOUR CARNIVOROUS BROWSER WINDOWS} / ^{FIVE NOT CARNIVOROUS BROWSER WINDOWS}