CRAP
New Zealand Represent!
I have recently come across this.
Get this. It's a remix of music from Doom 2 . . . rapped. Yes, you read
that correctly. It's not a drunken hallucination on your part, mostly
depending on how much you've actually been drinking before reading this
article.
I'm definitely not a fan of rap, and my policy on music usually is not
to insert my opinion (since I'm definitely not seasoned in today's
music enough to qualify myself as a reviewer) but I can safely say this
is the worst rap I've ever heard. It's so unfathomably STUPID, that it
had me nearly fall over in a rabid fit of hyenaish laughter. And you
can tell something is really bad when I have to make up words to
describe it.
Most of it is just a badly done attempt at rapping about a 10-year old
video game in which you shoot monsters with big guns (Yeah it sounds
like something to write a sonnet about, doesn't it?) but what really
makes it shine as a true monument to crap, is the "quiet yells". Yeah,
man. You sound like a real badass there, yelling just quietly enough so
it doesn't distort the sound in the microphone you have crammed
half-way down your mouth.
NEW ZEALAND REPRESENT! COME ON, WESTSIDE!
I mean, really, is there anything I can say that will accurately
describe how bad it is?
Click here.
And in case said rapper has a change of heart and decides to delete his
song from the internet, I have mirrored it here.
Muahahahahahaha!
Hyena rating:
FIVE /
FIVE WHITE RAPPERS
