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	Q: i live in the usa and if you can ship to worldwide why only canada bids what gives you the right to sell the universe anyways do you have proven documents of the deed is this a joke because i dont think the FBI would be to thrilled in you selling what is not yours if you have no good explination you will be turned over to the proper athorities	Answered on Mar-13-05
	A: Heh.
	Q: What if I don't want Ed Mirvish? Can you keep him and I'll just take the rest?	Answered on Mar-13-05
	A: You're kidding, right? Ed Mirvish rules! He can be moved into a variety of poses and can be taught tricks from the simple to the complex, such as fetching the morning newspaper, or a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you decide you really don't want him, I guess I'll have to settle for the guy.
	Q: What's the annual tax bill on the universe?	Answered on Mar-13-05
	A: No known nation on Earth imposes a tax on owning the universe. It is remotely possible that a far off alien civilization in this universe does have a tax. If this is the case, and if you win this auction, when we make first contact with said alien race you or your descendants may be subject to back pay for the taxes in all the years which the universe was under your control. In any case, alien civilizations in any sort of alternate universe will have no say in the matter.
	Q: Ever read `The Hitch-hikers guide?' You cannot ship the universe, there is no outside to ship it to! Gigantic multiplied by collosal raised to the power of staggeringly huge is the idea here of size! How are you going to ship it? And the cost!	Answered on Mar-13-05
	A: I don't need to ship the universe to you. You're in it. Once you have won, the universe is simply turned over to your control. Don't you like the nice deed I made?
	Q: Are you God?	Answered on Mar-12-05
	A: No, I am not God.
	Q: Gee, do the rights to Pikachu come included in this sweet deal?	Answered on Mar-11-05
	A: Not directly, but if you own the universe, the people who make Pokemon are under your control.
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