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I used the username GaryZeroSixThree (From my Yahoo pranks) to make the following on Newgrounds.com:

The Chainsaw Conspiracy (Voices stolen from the merriam webster online dictionary)
This animation has been blammed (deleted) due to its suckiness. You can still read reviews. Here is a mirror of the cartoon itself.

Interspace Battle The best flash game ever. I couldn't figure out collision detection, so to make up for this the player simply dies for no reason.
Also blammed. Final score: 0.10 out of 5. Lots of reviews. The game is mirrored here.

A Pleasant Afternoon A "sequel" to the Chainsaw Conspiracy
I'm actually fairly disappointed that this one was blammed. The one review sucked. Mirror.


After all three of these were blammed, I tried to upload another movie and got the following message:
Error - because you have uploaded more than 2 movies in the last 30 days that have ended up being Blammed, you have been given a mandatory 15 day Portal ban. This ban will be lifted in 14 days.

This of course, is the most entirely stupid policy in the history of stupid policies.
So, just because a handful of people on the site don't like my cartoons, it's grounds to ban me?

To punish them, I make a new account. Agent7734, you're going in.
Ode to the Twilight Sandwish Okay, if they want to blam my hard work, I'll give them something worth blamming.
Blammed. (Big surprise). Oh well. One reviewer said it reminded him of Twin Peaks. (Never heard of it)Mirror.

!Static! I know this will probably mean the banning of my second account now, but I have crafted the most annoying game in the world.
Game Mirrored.


After my ban has been lifted:
Twilight Sandwish 2 by Agent7734. Not as good as the first one, but meh.
Mirror.

Say It Ain't So: The Jungle Commando by GaryZeroSixThree. Best flash ever. Seriously.
Mirror.

Helicopter, Helicopter by GaryZeroSixThree. Okay, after my failgure with My Name is Trebon I released this to vent my frustration directly at Newgrounds. Of course it got blammed but all but one of the reviews were mostly positive. Mirror.

Twilight Sandwish 3 by Agent7734. Yeah I think I went overboard with weird and not so much with funny this time, but my Weird Video Games research probably did that to me. Mirror.
Operation Omelette.
Mirror.

Twilight Sandwish 4.
Mirror.

Twilight Sandwish 5.
Mirror.