August
13, 2004. I enter a "teen chat" and pick one of the guys saying "IM ME
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO A 14/M PLZ" or whatever, and start a
conversation.
garyzerosixthree:
hi
parklane20002000:
hi asl
garyzerosixthree: 14/f/canada
garyzerosixthree: im using my bfs yahoo ^_^
parklane20002000: lol cool
garyzerosixthree: whats up
parklane20002000:
ntm u
garyzerosixthree: nm lol
This guy is so boring. I'm trying
desperately to get him into a conversation.
I notice his little animated avatar, as seen here:
garyzerosixthree: heh that cartoon pic is
kinda creepy
garyzerosixthree: it keeps raising its
eyebrows at me
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: what you up to
parklane20002000:
nothing much
garyzerosixthree: sound bored
Or boring.
parklane20002000:
ya
garyzerosixthree: where you from
parklane20002000:
ohio
garyzerosixthree: i think i once passed
through there
garyzerosixthree: dont remember. i was like
10
parklane20002000:
lol cool
garyzerosixthree: my mom was trying to
drive me to the place they filmed field of dreams. it was lame
Fun fact: My parents did,
in fact, take me to that place. But it was
just a stopover on the way to a resort.
They didn't drive all the way to Iowa from Ontario to see cornfields.
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: i remember we got pulled
over, my mom flirted with the cop and we didn't get a ticket
garyzerosixthree: she told me never to do
that
garyzerosixthree: my dad was really pissed
when he found out lol
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: im going for my licence
in a few months and i can tell my moms wondering if im going to listen
to her
garyzerosixthree: :p
parklane20002000:
lol so what u doin
on ur bfs yahoo lol
garyzerosixthree: i dont have one so i just
use it when hes away
parklane20002000:
cool
garyzerosixthree: hes probably out picking
some fight with some guy :/
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: hes usually pretty cool
but hes kinda scary when he gets into his dads beer
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: yeah once i thought he
was going to hit me and i got him with a plastic golf club (my sisters)
garyzerosixthree: he broke his nose
parklane20002000:
wow he about hit u
not cool
garyzerosixthree: i dont think he was going
to i just got freaked out
parklane20002000:
i bet
garyzerosixthree: he was pretty cool about
it the next morning
parklane20002000:
cool
parklane20002000:
:-P
parklane20002000:
what do u look like?
garyzerosixthree: im about 5'7, i have
brown hair
garyzerosixthree: i usually wear a pony
tail but i just got out of the shower
garyzerosixthree: i look pretty normal i
guess except a tiny little scar under my left eye
parklane20002000:
wow ur tall
Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be 14 . . .
Okay, let's try to go with it.
garyzerosixthree: i grew early. people make
fun of me
parklane20002000:
y?
garyzerosixthree: ive been like this for
about four months now
garyzerosixthree: turning fifteen in two
months
parklane20002000:
cool
parklane20002000:
people make fun of
u because u r tall
garyzerosixthree: yeah im freakishly tall
now but im probably going to be really short in 5 years
garyzerosixthree: sorta funny lol
parklane20002000:
lol
garyzerosixthree: yeah people make fun of
me cause im tall. also i have a temper
garyzerosixthree: i get freaked out easily
parklane20002000:
lol
parklane20002000:
:)
garyzerosixthree: i was having a picnic at
night once and this squirrel jumped up behind me
garyzerosixthree: i swear i kicked that
thing at least 20 feet
parklane20002000:
lol
parklane20002000:
wow look at that
thing fly
parklane20002000:
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
garyzerosixthree: yeah my dad made football
jokes for about 2 months. it was annoying
parklane20002000:
lol i bet
garyzerosixthree: ack
garyzerosixthree: im getting the chair all
wet, just a second
parklane20002000:
k
parklane20002000:
wouldnt ur bf be
madd if ur talkin to me
Now that I've
given just a hint that I seem to have a tinge of violent tendencies, I
decide it's time to bring things up a notch.
At this point I
leave for about five minutes or so.
I come back:
garyzerosixthree: oh no
garyzerosixthree: damnit how do i disconnect
garyzerosixthree: my bf slipped
garyzerosixthree: hes bleeding
garyzerosixthree: i need to call someone
but im on dialup
parklane20002000:
lol better help him
garyzerosixthree: he like walked in and
started yelling stuff and there was some water
garyzerosixthree: oh jeez
garyzerosixthree: hes starting to get up
parklane20002000:
lol nice
parklane20002000:
hey i got to go
garyzerosixthree: i think he broke his leg
garyzerosixthree: crap
garyzerosixthree: like i can see the bone
sticking out
garyzerosixthree: i dont know how to
disconnect this thing
garyzerosixthree: help me
parklane20002000:
just turn off
computer
garyzerosixthree: its not working
garyzerosixthree: hes yelling stuff im
confused
garyzerosixthree: i think he's unconcious
At this point,
he's already gone.