On August 15, 2004, I decide I'm going to pick a random person in a video game chat room and say the following:

GaryZeroSixThree: Hi, violent_mikeyy, your name has been selected for a contest to win a free copy of Doom 3.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
GaryZeroSixThree: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#1 - What is the name of the small brown creature you meet early on in the original doom?
violent_mikeyy : yea
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is imp.
violent_mikeyy : rules
GaryZeroSixThree: Hi, I'm trivia bot. I ask trivia questions. If you answer 4 of the 5 questions correcly, you win.
Please only one word answers, capitalization is not important. Please spell correctly.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#2 - What button is assigned to the flashlight in Doom3?
violent_mikeyy : f
GaryZeroSixThree: That is correct. The answer is F.
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#3 - What is the name of the company that developed the Doom games? ( __ Software )
violent_mikeyy : wizzerd
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is Id.
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#4 - What Planet does Doom3 take place on?
violent_mikeyy : doom
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is Mars.
violent_mikeyy : mars
GaryZeroSixThree: I'm sorry I do not understand this statement.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
violent_mikeyy : !rules
GaryZeroSixThree: Hi, I'm trivia bot. I ask trivia questions. If you answer 4 of the 5 questions correcly, you win.
Please only one word answers, capitalization is not important. Please spell correctly.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
violent_mikeyy : tiitys
violent_mikeyy : nbnbnnn
violent_mikeyy : n
violent_mikeyy : nn
violent_mikeyy : nn
violent_mikeyy : nn
GaryZeroSixThree: I have enough of those thanks
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#5 - What year did the original Doom come out?
violent_mikeyy : 2000
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is 1993.
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is 1993.
violent_mikeyy : can i take the test again?
GaryZeroSixThree: Thanks for playing. Your score was 1 out of 5.
GaryZeroSixThree: No
violent_mikeyy : r u gay?
GaryZeroSixThree: That is not a valid command.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
violent_mikeyy : incorret u r gay
violent_mikeyy : comanda
GaryZeroSixThree: So is your mom.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands

About fifteen to twenty minutes later I come back to the same person and start again:

GaryZeroSixThree: Hi, violent_mikeyy, your name has been selected for a contest to win a free copy of Doom 3.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
GaryZeroSixThree: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
GaryZeroSixThree: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
GaryZeroSixThree: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
GaryZeroSixThree: You have not responded. Good bye.
GaryZeroSixThree: To take the test type !taketest

After a few minutes it occurs to me, violent mikeyy has put me on his ignore list. I quickly create another account.

garyzerozerozero: Hi, violent_mikeyy, your name has been selected for a contest to win a free copy of Doom 3.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
garyzerozerozero: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
garyzerozerozero: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
garyzerozerozero: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
garyzerozerozero: Question#1 - What is the name of the small brown creature you meet early on in the original doom?
garyzerozerozero: You have not responded. Good bye.
To take the test type !taketest

Okay, he must have left his computer for a long period of time. Or else he set Yahoo to ignore anyone who's not on his contact list.
I switch back to my original account and go do something else for a while. Hopefully, he's simply away and will reply when he gets back. After all, he asked if he could take the test again in the first place. Eventually, I try again:

GaryZeroSixThree: Hi, violent_mikeyy, your name has been selected for a contest to win a free copy of Doom 3.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
violent_mikeyy : ok sweet
GaryZeroSixThree: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
violent_mikeyy : im raddy
violent_mikeyy : ready
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#1 - What is the name of the small brown creature you meet early on in the original doom?
violent_mikeyy : imp
GaryZeroSixThree: That is incorrect. The answer is mancubus.
violent_mikeyy : o poop
GaryZeroSixThree: I'm sorry I do not understand this statement.
I am a trivia bot. For rules, please type !rules. For commands, please type !commands
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#2 - What button is assigned to the flashlight in Doom3?
GaryZeroSixThree: You can still win! You must answer 4 of the questions correctly.
GaryZeroSixThree: Question#2 - What button is assigned to the flashlight in Doom3?
GaryZeroSixThree: You have not responded.
To continue the test type !resume

Okay, I'm thinking he's not going to bother answering so he can just start the test again. I change my tactics slightly. I send him a large number of unanswered messages. Then his status changes to "available". Apparently he left again. Determined to get his attention, I keep at it on both accounts until:

garyzerozerozero: The questions will begin. Are you ready?
violent_mikeyy : yea
garyzerozerozero: Question#1 - What is your name?
violent_mikeyy : mikey
garyzerozerozero: That is correct. The answer is Little Stupid Dildo Boy.
You do not win Doom3, on account of your sucking.
Thanks for playing. Your score was 0 out of 5.

Nothing.
Sigh. So much effort for so little response. Oh well.