August 15, 2004. I walk into a Norway chat room, and pick the first person to use an obscenely large font and chat with them.

GaryZeroSixThree: hi
dill_to_hi_dill: hi

Note: I'm a tinge disappointed that in IM he doesn't have a rediculously huge font.

GaryZeroSixThree: You live in Norway?
dill_to_hi_dill: no
dill_to_hi_dill: man
dill_to_hi_dill: cool
dill_to_hi_dill: bye
dill_to_hi_dill: me male
dill_to_hi_dill: ok
GaryZeroSixThree: Just asking if you lived in Norway
GaryZeroSixThree: I was trying to do some research on it for school :/
dill_to_hi_dill: ok
dill_to_hi_dill: sorry
dill_to_hi_dill: bye
GaryZeroSixThree: Are you from Sweden?
GaryZeroSixThree: Sweden's near Norway
dill_to_hi_dill: no man me in saudia
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, I see
dill_to_hi_dill: arabia u know
dill_to_hi_dill: ok
GaryZeroSixThree: My friend got the saudia arabia assignment
dill_to_hi_dill: ahaaaaaa
dill_to_hi_dill: nice
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh great, now he's asking me a bunch of questions
dill_to_hi_dill: ok
dill_to_hi_dill: than what i do for u
GaryZeroSixThree: Do you mind if I just put him on?
GaryZeroSixThree: He's really bugging me
dill_to_hi_dill: ok as u like u do
GaryZeroSixThree: HI IM GARYS FREIND LOL
dill_to_hi_dill: yah
GaryZeroSixThree: WHAT IS CAPITAL OF SAUDI
dill_to_hi_dill: how r u
dill_to_hi_dill: riyadh
dill_to_hi_dill: why
GaryZeroSixThree: CAUSE I LOOKED ON INTERNET BUT IT TOLD ME RWONG ANSAWR
GaryZeroSixThree: SORY
dill_to_hi_dill: why
dill_to_hi_dill: what happen
dill_to_hi_dill: u know about riyadh
GaryZeroSixThree: IT SAD BAGDAD BUT I THINK THATS IRAQ IS AW IT ON A SITE
dill_to_hi_dill: yah
dill_to_hi_dill: bagdad
dill_to_hi_dill: in iraq
GaryZeroSixThree: OK BUT WHATS IT LIKE THERE I GUESS YU HAVE COMPUTERS
dill_to_hi_dill: and riyadh in saudia
dill_to_hi_dill: ahaaaaaaaaaaa
dill_to_hi_dill: so u think
dill_to_hi_dill: and tell me
GaryZeroSixThree: LOL
dill_to_hi_dill: makeme fool
dill_to_hi_dill: haa
GaryZeroSixThree: I J/K LOL
dill_to_hi_dill: than
GaryZeroSixThree: DO U PLAY COUNTERSTRICK
dill_to_hi_dill: no
GaryZeroSixThree: TOESN'T HAVE IT IN SAUDI ARBIA?
GaryZeroSixThree: ITS FOR MY REPORT
dill_to_hi_dill: my be but idont know
dill_to_hi_dill: my there and my benot
GaryZeroSixThree: OKAY MAYBE TOUGHT IT WASNT BECAUSE IT IS COUNTRR TERRORIST AND TERRORIST STUFF IS IN MIDLE EASY
dill_to_hi_dill : so what i do for u
dill_to_hi_dill : in ur game
GaryZeroSixThree: I JUST WANT 2 KNOW WHAT IT LIKE IN SAUDIA
dill_to_hi_dill : there change
dill_to_hi_dill : no one like this
dill_to_hi_dill : uknow
dill_to_hi_dill : becosue news wants a pubilshised any information
dill_to_hi_dill : true and lie
dill_to_hi_dill : they cant think
dill_to_hi_dill : but there different
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
dill_to_hi_dill : so different
GaryZeroSixThree: I UNDERSTAND
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: GARY IS A FAG
GaryZeroSixThree: Uh sorry
GaryZeroSixThree: I kicked him off
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: So, is Saudia Arabia near Norway?
dill_to_hi_dill : sory man
dill_to_hi_dill : i dont know my be
dill_to_hi_dill : ornot
GaryZeroSixThree: Do you have trade relations with Norway?
dill_to_hi_dill : no
GaryZeroSixThree: What are your major exports to Norway?
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, okay
GaryZeroSixThree: Does Norway have the bomb?
GaryZeroSixThree: Can they, like blow up the United States and then no one would expect it, and all the missiles would shoot at Russia and Norway would be like "AHAHAHAHAH"
GaryZeroSixThree: Cause that would be funny
dill_to_hi_dill : but man i dont like to talk to about this
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: So what are you wearing?
dill_to_hi_dill : why
GaryZeroSixThree: I have a belt made out of magnets and it makes sound effects
dill_to_hi_dill : oh than
GaryZeroSixThree: It's really hot in here
GaryZeroSixThree: I have to take off the belt because it's hurting my back
GaryZeroSixThree: That's better
dill_to_hi_dill : why u do
GaryZeroSixThree: It hurts my back, as was said
GaryZeroSixThree: It weighs a lot
GaryZeroSixThree: Also it's hot so I'm in my underwear
GaryZeroSixThree: It has green zebra stripes
dill_to_hi_dill : hi cool
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh no. Mike came back in
GaryZeroSixThree: I have some explaining to do
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: Hold on, I need to find some clothes
GaryZeroSixThree: Okay, he's gone
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: Talk about a mood killer
GaryZeroSixThree: So what do you want to do now?
GaryZeroSixThree: Do you still want to go through with it?
dill_to_hi_dill : what i want
dill_to_hi_dill : tellme ur name
GaryZeroSixThree: Gary
dill_to_hi_dill : asl
GaryZeroSixThree: 17/m/Canada
GaryZeroSixThree: You?
dill_to_hi_dill : so
dill_to_hi_dill : 23 male in saudia
GaryZeroSixThree: Are you sure?
GaryZeroSixThree: Maybe we can pretend something else
dill_to_hi_dill : where
GaryZeroSixThree: How about you're a 21 female? See, it's pretend
GaryZeroSixThree: Just for fun
dill_to_hi_dill : i dont like
dill_to_hi_dill : man
dill_to_hi_dill : so borring
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: You just got back from Hooters and you've had a rough day
dill_to_hi_dill : i like to do
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
GaryZeroSixThree: I have a jacuzzi and a lot of wine
GaryZeroSixThree: Now call me "Mr. Pokey"
dill_to_hi_dill : ok
dill_to_hi_dill : mr pokey
GaryZeroSixThree: I love it when you talk dirty
dill_to_hi_dill : now u happy
dill_to_hi_dill : but real i dont like
dill_to_hi_dill : when u we talk dirty
GaryZeroSixThree: It seems strange at first, this forbidden love, but maybe you will grace up to it after some wine
dill_to_hi_dill : ok man bye
dill_to_hi_dill : now me left hom,e
dill_to_hi_dill : bye see u
dill_to_hi_dill : next time

He leaves.