October 15, 2004. I'm bored and decide
to hit the yahoo chat rooms.
When a random person with a name
consisting of "baby face" asks if
anyone wants to chat, I jump at the chance.
GaryZeroSixThree: Hi babyface20223: hi GaryZeroSixThree: What's up? babyface20223: asl plz GaryZeroSixThree: 28/m/Canada babyface20223: kool GaryZeroSixThree: You? babyface20223: 24/f/vr GaryZeroSixThree: vr? GaryZeroSixThree: Vermont? babyface20223: virgina GaryZeroSixThree: Sorry, don't know my states too well babyface20223: thats kol babyface20223: kool^ babyface20223: im a teacher GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, interesting babyface20223: so what do u do babyface20223: english teacher GaryZeroSixThree: I'm between jobs right now, but a few days ago
I was
a projectionist babyface20223: its just when im out
of school i use slang babyface20223: ok kool GaryZeroSixThree: You teach high school? babyface20223: no babyface20223: middle school GaryZeroSixThree: Ahh babyface20223: 7th grade babyface20223: all my kids love babyface20223: they all get As GaryZeroSixThree: Heh. Why is that, I wonder? babyface20223: all 132 of them
Something's up . . . 132 students and
all of them get As?
babyface20223: we do 3 worksheets a
day babyface20223: no homework and GaryZeroSixThree: That's crazy. Your class has 132 students in
it? babyface20223: i let them eat and
chew gum GaryZeroSixThree: That's cool. GaryZeroSixThree: My teachers never let me do that. babyface20223: well im the cool kind GaryZeroSixThree: One of my teachers ignored me when I got
punched, even GaryZeroSixThree: A lot of teachers just don't care anymore.
It's good
to know some still do. babyface20223: they could get fired
for that GaryZeroSixThree: It's old news. Years ago. GaryZeroSixThree: I got her back, anyway. I put a heavy magnet
inside
her desk drawer and she wasn't able to open it. babyface20223: that was mean but
she probaly deserved it babyface20223: so r u in collage GaryZeroSixThree: Not really. I took a course in writing once,
but
otherwise no. Just working. babyface20223: when i was in
collage i went to harverd GaryZeroSixThree: Really? babyface20223: on a full scholership babyface20223: im also in a lot of
sports GaryZeroSixThree: What sports? babyface20223: i also am
going to night school to become a part
time docter babyface20223: also full
She's already chosen teacher as her
career, but she wants to become a doctor? And what kind of english
teacher misspells doctor? It's extremely suspicious now.
I play along.
GaryZeroSixThree: Wow, really? babyface20223: all GaryZeroSixThree: What sports do you play? babyface20223: every sport u can
think of i can probly say i've played
at leaste once babyface20223: oh and i have 2 kids
Riiiiiiiighhht.
GaryZeroSixThree: How do you sleep? babyface20223: and im married babyface20223: i dont but i mannage babyface20223: and im the coach of
erica's cheerleading squad babyface20223: and coach of jasons
baseball team GaryZeroSixThree: Just a second. Phone babyface20223: oh and im pg with my
3rd child babyface20223: im 8 months and its
a girl babyface20223: so her name is
krystle babyface20223: ok.
When I come back from the phone, I
decide to start hacking away at her story until the truth comes out. First, I think it's about time I test
just how proficient in English she really is.
GaryZeroSixThree: Hmm. I used to play baseball before my injury. GaryZeroSixThree: In 9th grade I got hit by a ball and was
decapitated
No response.
GaryZeroSixThree: You still there? BUZZ!!! GaryZeroSixThree: Hello?
I add her to my list and see that
she's offline. In a few minutes she comes back on.
babyface20223 : im here GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, hi babyface20223 : hi babyface20223 : wats ur name GaryZeroSixThree: Gary GaryZeroSixThree: So did you always live in Virginia? GaryZeroSixThree: I was just thinking, Harvard's a bit of a
distance
from Vr so I wondered if maybe you used to live closer GaryZeroSixThree: Is this a bad time?
babyface20223 has signed out.
(15/10/2004 2:46
PM)
Looks like someone's having connection problems. Bah.
babyface20223 has signed out.
(15/10/2004 2:46
PM)