February 22, 2005. I'm bored and go looking for someone to prank.
The chat room "Surfing the web" just feels right and I wait there with
messages very far and few between until I get a response from someone.
I immediately send them an IM (because it's easier to log IMs than chat
rooms)
GaryZeroSixThree: Hi
GaryZeroSixThree: There?
ur_dreamguy78:
Yes
GaryZeroSixThree: Sorry, I just feel uncomfortable trying to get
a word
in in a busy chat room 
Smooth, eh? Also gives me a character
trait to work with.
ur_dreamguy78:
U
too
GaryZeroSixThree: What's your asl?
ur_dreamguy78:
On
my profile.
Profile says 25/male, shows a picture of super-muscular abs, and
location is listed as "Your fantasy." Way to go, buddy.
GaryZeroSixThree: That's cool
GaryZeroSixThree: I'm 19/f/Canada
ur_dreamguy78:
These
guys are okay in here, once you get to know them.
GaryZeroSixThree: Yeah, no problems, I just like to be able to
get a
word in and I type a little slow
ur_dreamguy78:
I
type faster then I think
GaryZeroSixThree:
GaryZeroSixThree: Is that good or bad? 
ur_dreamguy78:
Good
GaryZeroSixThree: What's up?
ur_dreamguy78:
Nothing,
that is why I am online
GaryZeroSixThree: Of course
GaryZeroSixThree: I'm chatting while my husband's away. Just got
married four months ago.
The only thing I know above all else
about posing as a female is to put lots of smilies.
ur_dreamguy78:
Sorry............lol
ur_dreamguy78:
I
am Very Happily Single.............lol
GaryZeroSixThree: I'm having trouble finding a website with info
for
adoption
GaryZeroSixThree: A good one I mean
ur_dreamguy78:
Never
tried it but your best bet would be go to GOOGLE
& search under there.
ur_dreamguy78:
Type
in adoption agency
GaryZeroSixThree: We could have kids the old fashioned way but
we'd be
prime choice for adoption and we don't want to waste that.
ur_dreamguy78:
Ok
GaryZeroSixThree: My husband's a surgeon.
ur_dreamguy78:
Ok
ur_dreamguy78:
Try
Google
ur_dreamguy78:
That
is the best search engine!
GaryZeroSixThree: Google's okay, but I'm not really finding much
information on the stuff I really want
ur_dreamguy78:
Try "Go Ask
Jeeves"......
"Go
Ask Jeeves." Heh heh. I didn't notice this earlier.
GaryZeroSixThree: Like if adoption agencies do background
checks
for
mental illness in family
ur_dreamguy78:
I would hope
they do........
GaryZeroSixThree: Gary's great uncle was in an asylum :/
ur_dreamguy78:
Oh,
I don't know
GaryZeroSixThree: We're a little concerned about that. His
father too.
The uncle's, not Gary's
ur_dreamguy78:
Go
to Jeeves & ask him your qustion.
GaryZeroSixThree: Okay, thanks
ur_dreamguy78:
That
is the 2 search engines i use.
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh wow. Looks like it takes about as long if
not
longer to adopt a child as it does to become pregnant and give birth to
one.
ur_dreamguy78:
Yes,
I thought that.
GaryZeroSixThree: We just started looking into this. Sometimes
we still
miss the basics.
ur_dreamguy78:
You
may want to try the old fashioned way after
all.........lol
GaryZeroSixThree: I'd really hate to not be able to have a child
just
because of something a certain family member did to a rest home
ur_dreamguy78:
I
understand
GaryZeroSixThree: Besides, nunchuks are illegal in Canada now
Yeah, maybe that was taking it a bit
far. Oh well, doesn't seem to deter him.
ur_dreamguy78:
Might
be easir to have your own......
GaryZeroSixThree: Yeah, I guess so. It's just the medication I'm
on
might hurt the baby
ur_dreamguy78:
Only
a Docotr could help you there.
GaryZeroSixThree: I've been told that there wouldn't likely be
any ill
effects on pregnancy but there's a 6% chance of certain complications
and I don't want to risk it
ur_dreamguy78:
I
understand.
ur_dreamguy78:
Then
adoption my be your besr options.
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, the contractors are here. That was fast
ur_dreamguy78:
I'll
let you go then........
GaryZeroSixThree: Having part of the castle altered to become a
nusery.
It'll be more pleasant. The place is kind of old looking.
ur_dreamguy78:
I
bet.
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh, don't worry. They know what they're doing
and I
have people who can talk to them.
ur_dreamguy78:
Sounds
great
GaryZeroSixThree: As long as they don't disconnect the computer
I don't
need to leave.
ur_dreamguy78:
Ok.........
GaryZeroSixThree: Ow, headache.
GaryZeroSixThree: That was weird. They don't usually come and go
like
that.
ur_dreamguy78:
Hm............
GaryZeroSixThree: Time for my meds. Be back in a second.
ur_dreamguy78:
ok.
GaryZeroSixThree: Back. Feel a bit strange though. I wonder if
there's
something in our water.
ur_dreamguy78:
Never
know
ur_dreamguy78:
IO
gus it's safe as long as it isn't bottled.
GaryZeroSixThree: Yeah, right on. I never touch bottled water.
ur_dreamguy78:
Some
new disiease is out & bottled water is suspect
GaryZeroSixThree: All the tight government regulations on water
control
and now and then you still get crap in it.
ur_dreamguy78:
Yap
GaryZeroSixThree: Yeah, bottled water isn't as regulated as tap
water
since it's considered a soft drink product and it's covered under
private industry regulations, instead of government. The only real
requirement is that it's as good as tap water.
ur_dreamguy78:
Yes.
GaryZeroSixThree: And then they don't even check it as well.
Some
companies can probably get really lax with it. I could dismember the
lot of them.
ur_dreamguy78:
I
bet
GaryZeroSixThree: Sorry, I spoke wrongly. Need meds.
GaryZeroSixThree: Wait, I just took them . . .
ur_dreamguy78:
Yes.
GaryZeroSixThree: Okay. Nothing wrong. Just forgot. Nothing
important.
Sorry.
ur_dreamguy78:
o.............K..........
GaryZeroSixThree: No, don't worry. I feel better now.
ur_dreamguy78:
Good.
GaryZeroSixThree: Just not thinking straight. I was tired and
had a
headache from the work being done upstairs.
ur_dreamguy78:
Oh..........
GaryZeroSixThree: You said you're single, right? Never been
married or
anything right?
GaryZeroSixThree: If you don't mind me asking
ur_dreamguy78:
Yes,
Very happily Single!
GaryZeroSixThree: Good. Enjoy it. I didn't mind marrying young,
but it
requires a lot of maturity. You need to really know what you're doing.
You can't just freak out every time he leaves the cabinets open.
GaryZeroSixThree: Have to learn to compromise, like what amount
of
sports is too much, and when he should learn not to leave the scalpels
out where someone can hurt themselves
GaryZeroSixThree: Sorry, did I lose you?
GaryZeroSixThree: Are you still there? Am I talking too much?
I add him to my contact list and I can
see he's offline. Either he disconnected abruptly or I scared him off.
Too bad, I was just coming up with a good way to end it. Oh well.
Rather than let it go to waste, I type some fun stuff for him to read
when he comes back online.
GaryZeroSixThree: Damn meds giving me stomach ache now. Hate the
things, but when I stop taking them people start acting all up in my
face like they know what's better.
GaryZeroSixThree: Ever been to a rest home? Senior citizens get
force
fed meds there, treated like vegetables. I'm never going that way. My
dad's getting up in age. If my sister tries to put him in a home no way
I'm letting her. I won't see him slaved by those faceless coats. I'll
slice 'em all f I have to.
GaryZeroSixThree: The doctors and agencies, one of em needs to
compromise because I've damn well done enough. I've been taking the
meds every day since the time, like they said but can I stop for a
short nine months to have a child? No. Can I adopt a child? One stupid
incident and four coats with measly concussions and they'll take one
look and say no. Can't look past the one incident. Vapid judgemental
spineless list reading pukes. I'll show them their kidneys before they
take my baby away.
GaryZeroSixThree: Oh cool. Hubby's home. Catch ya later.
I'll post more if and when he replies.