Ooh,
this was a fun review:
Dumb
mofo
Reviewed by: dewthedewohya
Newgrounds Is the best site on the
net go fuck your dad faggot.
According
to his profile:
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16 |
| Gender: |
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Male |
| Habitat: |
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Usa,Cedar rapids,IA |
| Job: |
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Student,Hy-vee |
Message from dewthedewohya:
Well what to say....My name is Tyler...I play alot of games...Drink
Mountain dew.... X-box,Ps2,Gamecube... Idk
My e-mail response:
Subject: Re: Flash movie review
"Newgrounds Is the best site on the net go fuck your dad faggot."
Very well put.
See, in my movie I put an actual reason why Newgrounds sucks. If you
could be bothered to actually read my criticism maybe your review
wouldn't be mindless fanboyism, although I suppose you would also have
to be creative enough to actually make flash movies so you could be
rejected and see for yourself.
But hey, I was 16 once, although I didn't make a hobby out of drinking
X-Box.
While I'm fucking my dad, you might want to think about proofreading
your work. I see that the strain of correcting the one 13-word sentence
is probably taxing for you, but a tip for future reference is that you
don't capitalize "is" if it's the second word in the sentence.
I'll do you the service of showing you your review, written properly:
"Newgrounds is the best site on the net. (New sentence!) Go get on a
plane and fly to Cedar Rapids so you can make sweet love to me and
impregnate me with your manbabies. I love you. You are great."
In response to that last part, although you call me an incestual
"faggot" I'm afraid that I'm just not attracted to you. I guess you
need to be related to me. But if you ever come to Canada, look me up.
Maybe if you're lucky I'll be really really drunk.
Note:
I got an e-mail response and the reviewer apologized, saying he was
having a bad day, so this guy isn't exactly number one on my bad guy
list. I hope if he ever finds this page he'll understand.