This happened a while back and I never uploaded it until now. Basically, some guy sends me a message. I don't remember what it was and Yahoo doesn't log the first line for some odd reason.

Heisanevilgenius: Uh, hello
marioggg2003: howareyou?
Heisanevilgenius: Not too bad
marioggg2003: tell me your name
Heisanevilgenius: Leonard
Heisanevilgenius: You?

No reply.

Heisanevilgenius: Are you still there?
marioggg2003: yes you man
Heisanevilgenius: So, what's up?
Heisanevilgenius: Did you get that letter I sent you?
marioggg2003: you male or female
Heisanevilgenius: Male
Heisanevilgenius: You?
marioggg2003: where are you from
Heisanevilgenius: Canada
Heisanevilgenius: I live on a gravy farm
marioggg2003: witch litter you talk about
Heisanevilgenius: LitteR?
Heisanevilgenius: Oh, the letter
Heisanevilgenius: Sorry, I thought you were someone else :p
marioggg2003: i cant under stand
Heisanevilgenius: I sent a letter to a guy named mario on my contact list
marioggg2003: ok 1 minit
marioggg2003: im sorry i wait you tomorrw night
Heisanevilgenius: What?
marioggg2003: you saad
Heisanevilgenius: I apologize if my attempts to establish communication are met with hindered results due to language conflicts but I assure you this is not meant in any way to be detrimental but I feel copulation is imminent and a submissive role on your part would be appreciated.
Heisanevilgenius: Do you agree?
marioggg2003: what you mean
Heisanevilgenius: Sorry, I was talking about gravy
Heisanevilgenius: I like gravy. Do you?
Heisanevilgenius: In Canada we have lots of farms that just make gravy. And poutine.
marioggg2003: i must go byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tomorrow ok
Heisanevilgenius: Okay, bye