For some reason since yesterday I had
been getting messages from a whole bunch of people typing Arabic. I had
to check my profile to see if maybe I had claimed to speak a whole
bunch of languages and that's why these people felt the need to contact
me. I hadn't, so finally after the sixth time (yes, in one day) I
replied.
heisanevilgenius: ?
heisanevilgenius: Who are you?
amrmm33:
AMR
amrmm33:
WETH YOU
amrmm33:
HELLO
heisanevilgenius: Hi
amrmm33:
HI
heisanevilgenius: Where are you
from?
amrmm33
: EGY
amrmm33
: AND YOU
amrmm33
: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
amrmm33
: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
amrmm33
: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
heisanevilgenius: Sorry
heisanevilgenius: I'm from
Canada
amrmm33
: ARE YOU MOSLM
amrmm33
: ORE
heisanevilgenius: No
amrmm33
: WHAT
heisanevilgenius: Sorry if I'm
taking a long time to answer, but I'm watching the news
heisanevilgenius: Something
terrible is happening in Canada
heisanevilgenius: My Member of
Parliament, Mr. Mahli has been attacked by the trolls
amrmm33
: OK GOOD NIAGHT NOW SEE YOU SOON
heisanevilgenius: I'm very
concerned for my country
amrmm33
: GOOD BY
After
this, I get two more Arabic
messages. Fine, if I'm going to have to deal with every single Arabic
speaking guy on Yahoo individually, that's what I'm going to do. After
a string of Arabic:
heisanevilgenius: What's going
on?
medo_star_20102003:
What's going on?
heisanevilgenius: Are you a bot?
heisanevilgenius: If so, this
is beginning to make sense
medo_star_20102003:
seks
heisanevilgenius: What language are you typing in?
medo_star_20102003:
arbk
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
heisanevilgenius: Okay, well I've been getting a lot
of messages from people in Arabic today and I'm wondering why
medo_star_20102003:
why
medo_star_20102003:
hdm
BUZZ!!!
Stop doing that. It's so annoying!
medo_star_20102003:
pllllllllllllllz six
medo_star_20102003:
you do like six
heisanevilgenius: Uh, I guess so
heisanevilgenius: It's a nice number
heisanevilgenius: Yes
heisanevilgenius: I prefer sixty four. And eight is
a nice all-around number. I like eight.
heisanevilgenius: Sixty four is divisible by eight
medo_star_20102003:
you do like six
medo_star_20102003:
pllllllllllllllz six
heisanevilgenius: Yes
medo_star_20102003:
you have cam plllllllllllllz
heisanevilgenius: I don't have a cam
medo_star_20102003:
ok
medo_star_20102003:
you brofils
medo_star_20102003:
?
heisanevilgenius: I'm Henri
heisanevilgenius: Are you Brofils?
Long pause.
heisanevilgenius: Fine be that wauy
heisanevilgenius: I will save my six for someone who
appreciates it