Today's prank is in AIM, not Yahoo, like most of my other pranks.
Someone sends me a strange message and I immediately try to turn it into a prank.
This happens.
bananaphone691: hi im a single mom from california how r u
bananaphone691: please talk, i'll be good lol
Heisanevilgenius: Heh
bananaphone691: huh?
Heisanevilgenius: Who's this?
bananaphone691: I'm megan
Heisanevilgenius: Hi. I'm Gary
bananaphone691: what are you doin?
Heisanevilgenius: Cleaning my basement. I think a mouse died down here
bananaphone691: does anyone else think that you think a mouse died down here?
Heisanevilgenius: Well, I'm the only one home for the week
bananaphone691: -:\
Heisanevilgenius: My dad took my brother to Quebec so I'm pretty much holding the fort.
bananaphone691: Tell me about your family.
Heisanevilgenius: Just the three of us, really.
bananaphone691: well, yeah! I wasn't born or made to be a liar, u know
Heisanevilgenius: Sorry?
bananaphone691: i forgot about ita lready
bananaphone691: :-p
Heisanevilgenius: Excuse me. Sometimes I get confused.
bananaphone691: don't worry about it
Heisanevilgenius: Yeah, I found something here. I don't think it's a mouse, but it's definitely dead.
bananaphone691: ok
Heisanevilgenius: Egh. I'm going to have to put this one in the box.
bananaphone691: but i'm just getting to know u better
Heisanevilgenius: We don't get our garbage picked up at the corner, since we live on an island, so I have to collect garbage for about a month and take it to the dump on the mainland
bananaphone691: Are you still there?
Heisanevilgenius: Yeah
bananaphone691: ok
Heisanevilgenius: I've got to put this stuff outside, just a second. Don't want the house to reek.
bananaphone691: cant u stay and chat longer?
Heisanevilgenius: Yeah, I'll be right back
bananaphone691: ok good
Heisanevilgenius: Okay, I'm back.
bananaphone691: cool
bananaphone691: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
Heisanevilgenius: Lame
Heisanevilgenius: And all this time I was trying to prank YOU
Heisanevilgenius: I didn't even get a chance to get into the whole "my mom died" and I'm a psycho that kills stuff in my basement
Heisanevilgenius: Oh well

I still don't know which "one of my friends" sent this to me. In any case, now that I knew it was a bot, I decided to try and toy with it so I use the site to send it to myself.
I should warn certain visitors, there's some "course language" here.
t0uchback93387: Hey Tom Im the hoppity frog of great savings
Heisanevilgenius: Hey!
Heisanevilgenius: How's it going, Andy?
t0uchback93387: what r u up to?
Heisanevilgenius: What's your name?
t0uchback93387: my name is andy
Heisanevilgenius: I knew it!
t0uchback93387: thats odd
Heisanevilgenius: I fucked your mom, Andy. I hope you don't mind.
t0uchback93387: thats odd
Heisanevilgenius: It sure is!
Heisanevilgenius: She's got like twelve vaginas.
t0uchback93387: yea...
Heisanevilgenius: How did she give birth to you, anyway?
t0uchback93387: don't give that to me.
Heisanevilgenius: Okay, I won't. I'll keep it all for myself.
t0uchback93387: me? no
Heisanevilgenius: Haaa! I karate chopped your penis off!
t0uchback93387: i think u r a little sick in the head
Heisanevilgenius: Maybe. Will you date me?
t0uchback93387: maybe ;-)
Heisanevilgenius: I will bake you a cake full of poo. Does that sound appetizing?
t0uchback93387: really?
Heisanevilgenius: Yeah!
t0uchback93387: cool
Heisanevilgenius: You like those?
t0uchback93387: we were discussing you -- not me
Heisanevilgenius: You're not making sense
t0uchback93387: how old r u?
Heisanevilgenius: 24
Heisanevilgenius: I think I should make sweet love to you, Andy.
t0uchback93387: so do u like pepsi or coke better?
Heisanevilgenius: I prefer rhubarb strawberry pie. In liquid form.
t0uchback93387: thats odd
Heisanevilgenius: It is the ultimate soft drink.
Heisanevilgenius: You should try it
t0uchback93387: i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
Heisanevilgenius: Oh yeah, baby. I like you all sweaty.
t0uchback93387: food! lol I love all food!
t0uchback93387: :-p
Heisanevilgenius: Will you have sex with me, please?
t0uchback93387: I dont think that is any of ur business
Heisanevilgenius: I am going to slit you with razor wire and melt your organs down and use them to bathe myself
Heisanevilgenius: That's odd?
t0uchback93387: what about me?
Heisanevilgenius: I will carve you open and drink your stomach acid
t0uchback93387: do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
Heisanevilgenius: Your mom will be next. She will be impaled with kitchen utensils and left for dead in San Diego where a male prostitute will find her and marry her corpse. How does that sound?
t0uchback93387: i thought so
Heisanevilgenius: Yep. It's rather predictable
t0uchback93387: ok tehn
Heisanevilgenius: Okay, so now that I've completely broken your bot, guys, you should get around to fixing it.
t0uchback93387: i'm not sure
Heisanevilgenius: Well, think it over
t0uchback93387: so what r you doing right now?
Heisanevilgenius: Skinning a hobo
t0uchback93387: so do u like pepsi or coke better?
Heisanevilgenius: Want to watch? I have a webcam.
t0uchback93387: -;)
Heisanevilgenius: Well?
t0uchback93387: i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
Heisanevilgenius: Haha
t0uchback93387: :-)
Heisanevilgenius: This is getting quite pathetic. Are you all out of material? Why don't you say "How odd?" now
t0uchback93387: i'm fine thank you
t0uchback93387: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Anyway...