Operation: Wall of Footmen
Alias:
Agent7734

Background:
I joined one of those custom scenarios where you get no peasants or town hall. Units are free and are built instantaneously, but you're limited by how many you can build because of a small number of farms. It's a 2v2 team game.

Execution:
I immediately max out my troops, then destroy all of my own buildings.



Then, I send all my units into my ally's base and blocked his only way out.











At this point, my teammate starts attacking my men. I manage to type out "OMG WHITE IS BSING" before he kills my men.
Because I have no buildings, I'm defeated.



Result:
A draw. I guess the game was over too quickly for it to be considered a true defeat.
It's an amusing thought that maybe my teammate didn't know I had no buildings and after he killed my men, he was probably surprised to see me being dropped from the game. At that point he'd have no hope of defeating two opponents at once.