Operation: Wall of Peasants
Alias:
Agent7734

Background:
I joined a game called "ArChErZ!!!" My best guess is that it was a game where the only offensive unit you could build is archers. I may never know.



Execution:
First thing, I start building a lot of farms.



I need peasants to build farms and I need farms to build more peasants, so that's what I do.





Once I feel I have enough, I start attacking my town hall.





If you look at the minimap, my ally is right next to me and he isn't noticing what I'm doing at all.







Time to let everyone see my handiwork.







Once my buildings are out of the way, I send my army of peasants into my ally's base to just stand around and get in the way.





After a comment "blue u really suck" I send my peasants on the offensive.



My enemies offer to ally red, since he had an incompetant ally, thus giving them all an allied victory. It also means their game was pretty well wasted.
All right. I run past all the enemy archers and run right into the enemy bases.







I order them to attack buildings.





As I'm quickly being slaughtered, I decide to send one peasant to build a wall in the middle of nowhere. It gets destroyed.

Result:
Success!



Best part is that I actually managed to kill one enemy unit with my peasants.