Date: 12/26/2006
From: (?) E-mail lost <(?)>
Subject: hello from alejandra

 I found your email somewhere and now decided to write you.
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl. Don't reply to this email. Email me direclty at dalejandra60@bestvisiongroup.info
From: Tom White <hyena@kiwibonga.com>
To:  dalejandra60@bestvisiongroup.info
Subject:  Re: hello from alejandra

Hello, Alejandra. I hope you are not offended by me calling you by 
your first name, but I don't know your last name. My name is Tom 
Wilikrist J. White and I work in a volcano.
While I am a wealthy man (I stand to inherit my father's volcano 
laboratory) there is a certain tediousness to living and working here 
and would love to hear back from you. No one around here talks to me 
unless there's a problem with the chronoreactive stasis fields, so I'm 
a little starved for good conversation. I would love to hear back from 
you, and some pictures would be great. I'll send you a picture of 
myself when I return home.

Looking forward to hearing back from you.
T. W. J. White (II)

A reply!

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:50:30 +0400
From: Yuliya <tsypl@ranbler.net>
Subject: Re[2]: hello from alejandra

Hi my new friend :-)
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends. 
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that 
i am going through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa 
and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too. 
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park 
and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight. 
She was very tired of course but made very good money there. 
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! 
This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. 
I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time together to get to know each other better.
if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox tsypl@ranbler.net, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter. 
Kiss you , Yuliya (this is my name)!
Note: She attached the following pictures.


From: Tom White <hyena@kiwibonga.com>
To:  tsypl@ranbler.net
Subject:  Re: hello from alejandra

Hello, Yuliya. :)

I'm sorry I didn't write back earlier but things have been very hectic here. The gravitons are becoming very difficult to keep compartmentalized. You know how it is.
It really is unfortunate that you can't find your way in Russia, but if you are looking to move to Canada, I would be happy to have the company.
Canada is a great place to live. We have volcanoes, and science, and poutine-which is a type of food I don't care for.
I also notice you're looking for work, and as it happens, I could use an assistant. You don't need to know anything about kinetics or fusion, all I need is someone who can do my typing for me. Don't worry if your English isn't perfect, that's what spell check is for!
I've enclosed a picture of myself. I am the young man and I am standing with my father, Professor Horatio White. This was taken at his 25th anniversary. My mother is not pictured because she was ill that day.

Thank you for the pictures. I hope to hear back from you before you decide if you want to leave.
Dr. Tom White, PhQ.

P.S. I know Karate.


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