Note: I received this e-mail back in December of 2006. I just didn't get a chance to post it.
The e-mail actually was for my boss. I took the liberty of replying from his e-mail account. Hope he doesn't mind :p

Date: 12/26/2006
From: "Mrs Josephin thaan" <josephine@thaan.orangehome.co.uk>
Subject: Happy greetings from us

Dear friend,
I am a Sierra Leon by nationality, presently residing here in
theNeighbouring country Benin republic as a result of war that erupted
in Freetown.
 I got your contact from your country business guide.We therefore solicit
for your assistance to grant us the moral andtechnical advice that we may
require to Relocate/invest overseas.
It is true that I had not known you before, but I have no option than to risk

believing that God will not let us alone. It's my pleasure to Contact you
for a business venture which I and my Son, intend to establish in your
country.
 When war erupted in Freetown, there is certain Amount ofmoney totalling USD
nineteen million ($19,000,000.00) which my late husband was able to move out
of Sierraleon through a diplomatic channel, with theassistance of a
securities and finance company before he was assassinated by unknown
persons.
Now I and  my son decided to invest these money in your country or any
where safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons.
IMPORTANT
We want you to understand that you will assist us to secure these funds
forthe investment first, from the securities company.
We are interested in hospitality industry
If you want to assist us, feel free to contact me urgently through my
son  Jude who is presently seeking asylum in Europe Through this email
address(judethaan@uymail.com ) 
to enable him give to you further Information relative to
the presence/position of funds which will authorize the securities company
to release to you as our partner and beneficiary
Regards
 Mrs  josephine thaan


From: Mark Bell <(address filtered)>
To:  judethaan@uymail.com
Subject:  Re: Happy greetings from us


My overseas friend, have no fear. While my friends and co-workers know me as a simple comic store owner, I am in fact a true American superhero, living here in Canada in secret. With my incredible ability to help reliable foreigners invest their money, plus heat vision, I am at your service. Bring your millions to me! I will honourably (that's how we spell it in Canada, and must be spelled hence in order to protect my identity) accept your invitation and dutifully follow through. Make yourself at home in Canada. We have some pretty good bacon.

Your trusting confidante,
Mark "About to fire Tom" Bell