CIVILIZATION II
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After some further exploration, it seems to become more and more likely that I'm on an island after all because I can't find a single Aztec or Mongol city.


Oh, come on, Queeny. What did you do, this time?


Sure, why not. My last war went well.

In a little while, a Mongol elephant attacked the city of Baby Catapult, was killed and thus ended my only contact with the Mongol nation.

In a bit, the Mongols contacted me to say they were enraged by my declaration of war, and demand that I end my alliance with the Aztecs. I said no.
They whimper "If not for that accursed great wall" then go on to ask to end the war. I agree, they sign a peace treaty with me, then everything is fine again.
Diplomacy is easy, man.

Finally, I find the first city of one of the other civilizations. Bingo!



Wow, and it only took you until 1170 AD to invent it.

The Aztecs soon discover Chemistry and I decide I'd like to trade for it, so I meet with her.
It goes well. Then she asks me this:

Heh heh. Just like that, I'm at war once again. This game rules.


You bastards!

Finally, I meet with the Celts, who have built a small city in the middle of my area.

Jerk. No way.
They ask for a peace agreement. I disagree. They make a comment about the "accursed great wall" again and then I demand tribute, hoping to goad them into a war. They ignore my threats. Oh well.

I send some legions and destroy their city. (I was hoping to capture it. Oh well.)

Soon, I have unlocked the secrets of gunpowder, made peace with the mongols, and was well on my way to building the statue of liberty.
Then, evidence of just how pathetic the Celts' threats had been:


It makes me glad that when I built my city on the same spot as the one I destroyed, I named it what I did.


A few thing happened of little consequence. I got into a war with the Mongols. They took over the city of Steamy Feces. I took it back. The Aztecs cancelled their alliance with me. Yadda yadda yadda.

To make things a little more interesting, I hold a revolution to overthrow myself from the seat of power.

And as hero of the revolution, I am crowned its new ruler.


The Aztecs don't like this, and declare war on me for some reason.

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