MAP QUEST
SUMMARY

Unintentional Humour:
There was nothing funny in this game.

Disappointments:
I could not interact with a single other character. No other players were visible to me and I did not find a single NPC.
Every MMORPG has to have some sort of battle here and there, even if it's exploration-based and not really about fighting. My character drove all the way to New York from Toronto and didn't once get stopped by the police, or have to tell a squeegee kid to get lost. If you want your game to be realistic and fun, there has to be some form of encounters in your travels.

Fun Glitches:
There were no glitches other than the "Canada doesn't count" airport bit, which may have been an intentional feature. Bastards.

Things I would have done if I had the time/patience:
I just didn't have the patience to get Tiberius to Vegas. It would have been even harder to find a stripper with the apparent lack of characters.

Score:
Malevolent Power Bonus:
Humour Bonus:
Frustration Penalty:
Tom.is.Well.Pleased.Bonus:
0/10 (I was not able to do anything evil, as I could not find any other characters)
0/10 (Nothing funny happened)
-5 (It was marginally frustrating)
6/20 (I was not well pleased)

Total Rating: 1/40

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