*I return to Tieth's Harem, thingy. This time Sargebaldy joins in the fun*

[#] HRT Welcome to Risque Sensations, doll! HRT *... The newsboard is finally working! Also, if you're interested in a job please READ THE WEBSITE before asking! It's also a benefit if you're a regular here, so we actually know you before you apply ;-) ...*
You say, " `summon Deathz0r"
[*] Your request has been sent to deathz0r.
[*] deathz0r has accepted your request.
[*] deathz0r joins you.
(You see Daisse Gwynnharren.)
> You see the most beautiful rat in the world. She has long orange hair that goes down her shoulders like a waterfall of orange juice. Her fur is purple like that of a giant grape.
(You see Daisse Gwynnharren.)
> You see the most beautiful rat in the world. She has long orange hair that goes down her shoulders like a waterfall of orange juice. Her fur is purple like that of a giant grape.

*At this point I realize Daisse is Sargebaldy*

Tieth: HAMMER SMASHED FACE
Sallinna: Oh, Danzig. I got into that.
(You see Sallinna.)
> A sumptuous frame - she moves in a manner reminiscent of smoke. Thick fur, her only modesty, coats her plush curves with genuine affection. An inobtrusive mane of coal black wafts to her shoulders, soft and well-groomed. Slinking behind, a tail with a mind of its own, tipped in the same wispy ebon. Paws pad with exquisite subtlety, graceful manner left unhindered. Her eyes, quietly captivating. Crude, waxy scribbles of cats and yarn adorn her arms and chest.
(You see Tieth.)
> A loose, flowing mass of entangling headfur wisps just past this feline's shoulders in deep shades of earthy sienna. Left exposed from the mess, the curious blackness of two eyes shine out from an often universally delighted but flighty visage. Few other details compose his somewhat skinny frame, ever exposed in the absence of garments, encompassed by thick gray. These dusky colors are striped by traditional tabby markings extending down from cheeks, lining his back, to the tip of his tail. #C6#C6#C6#C6  #C< 
Sallinna: Hehehe.

*A bunch of tables arrayed in a square formation signify some sort of bar. Inside is
Sallinna. Outside are several chairs*
*I sit in one*

You say, "Barkeep!"
You say, "We wish to be served"
Sallinna: I don't fuckin' work here, rabbit.
deathz0r: I want a martini, please.
Tieth: You do now, Sallinna.
Daisse Gwynnharren: mix me up something good thanks
Sallinna: Okay, just because I like your name, horse.
You say, "Just what establishment would this be"
Sallinna serves deathz0r a martini with a little umbrella.
You say, "And what offense have you at my name?"
Daisse Gwynnharren: do you have donuts here?
deathz0r bows to Sallinna
Daisse Gwynnharren: i want a nice maple bar
Sallinna: I have donuts in my anus.
You say, "I chose this name myself, mind you. My father was a lazy man"
Daisse Gwynnharren: i'll take it
Sallinna: Goodness. For your sake, no.
(You see Sallinna.)
> A sumptuous frame - she moves in a manner reminiscent of smoke. Thick fur, her only modesty, coats her plush curves with genuine affection. An inobtrusive mane of coal black wafts to her shoulders, soft and well-groomed. Slinking behind, a tail with a mind of its own, tipped in the same wispy ebon. Paws pad with exquisite subtlety, graceful manner left unhindered. Her eyes, quietly captivating. Crude, waxy scribbles of cats and yarn adorn her arms and chest.
Daisse Gwynnharren: sure?
Sallinna: What's a maple bar anyways?
Daisse Gwynnharren: it's like a maple tree, in bar-form
Sallinna: Wow. I think for that, you need a lumber jack.
You say, "Anus donuts? What sort of establishment is this?"
Daisse Gwynnharren: do you know where i can find a good lumbjerjack?
Sallinna: You can ask around in the gardens for the nearest lumberjacks.
Tieth: A very kinky establishment.
You say, "Well, then."
Sallinna: This place ain't kinky at all.
Daisse Gwynnharren: i find lumberjack rats very sexy
Sallinna: You and me both, sister.
You say, "That remains to be seen, Sallinna"
Tieth: Then we need to kink it up some.
You say, "If that is your real name"
Sallinna: My real name is Salinna.
Daisse Gwynnharren: wallian don't talk to her
Daisse Gwynnharren: you're mine
You say, "Tieth: My initial impression is that you run this place"
Sallinna: I have an extra L disease.
Sallinna cracks up.
You say, "Silence, woman"
Tieth: I'm just the club pimp.
Sallinna: Hey Daisse, let's hook up.
Wallian Creppedonit smacks Sallinna
Sallinna deftly avoids the smack.
Daisse Gwynnharren: ok, but be warned, i may or may not have a giant rat penis
You say, "What trechery is this?"
Daisse Gwynnharren: treachery
Sallinna: I sure as hell adore your sexy juice hair and fruit body.
Daisse Gwynnharren: heh
Sallinna: It makes me want to consume you.
deathz0r: Heh.
Sallinna: But I must warn you, I may or may not be vore-inclined.
You say, "I will not be corrected by the likes of you, vermin!"
Daisse Gwynnharren: i hate vermin
Daisse Gwynnharren: ...wait
You say, "Now, drinks."
Sallinna: You better say please, mister, or you might get glass shards in your eyebolls.
deathz0r finishes up his martini, and smiles
Daisse Gwynnharren: i'd like a water.. on the rocks
You say, "I must be drunk up to my second sphinctor by the end of the hour"
Daisse Gwynnharren: just don't you water it down
deathz0r passes his glass to Wallian
Daisse Gwynnharren: i kill anyone who waters down my drinks
Sallinna pours Daisse a glass of pebbles and water.
Daisse Gwynnharren: thank you
Sallinna: Only the finest for a gorgeous crow like yourself.
You say, "Rather rustic place, isn't it?"
Daisse Gwynnharren: i'm a fucking rat you fink
Daisse Gwynnharren: can't you tell?
Sallinna: Rowr. Do it to me, baby.
Daisse Gwynnharren: click me if you need proof
(You see deathz0r.)
> This horse smells like Ralphis, or at least some part of Ralphis.
(You see Daisse Gwynnharren.)
> You see the most beautiful rat in the world. She has long orange hair that goes down her shoulders like a waterfall of orange juice. Her fur is purple like that of a giant grape.
deathz0r: And I'm a Canine.
Sallinna clicks Daisse long and hard, all night long.
You say, "That's it"
Tieth: You're all insane.
You say, "I will retreive my own drinks"
Sallinna totally makes out with Tieth on the bar.

*I stand on the table, and try to get inside the bar area, but am unable to move further*

You say, "Blast"
You say, "This bar has a defense mechanism of sorts"
deathz0r: Does it include Lasers?
[*] Sallinna asks you to join his / her company. To accept the request, type `join and press <enter>. To decline, type `decline and press <enter>
[*] Sallinna summons you.
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[#] HRT Welcome to Risque Sensations, doll! HRT *... The newsboard is finally working! Also, if you're interested in a job please READ THE WEBSITE before asking! It's also a benefit if you're a regular here, so we actually know you before you apply ;-) ...*
Sallinna: Oh man.
[*] Sallinna asks you to join his / her company. To accept the request, type `join and press <enter>. To decline, type `decline and press <enter>
deathz0r: If so, we must settle this matter over a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
[*] Sallinna summons you.
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[#] HRT Welcome to Risque Sensations, doll! HRT *... The newsboard is finally working! Also, if you're interested in a job please READ THE WEBSITE before asking! It's also a benefit if you're a regular here, so we actually know you before you apply ;-) ...*

*By joining Sallinna's summons, I enter inside the bar*

You say, "Aha"
Sallinna resumes making out with Tieht.
You say, "I have infiltrated your bar"
You say, "Now what drinks are these?"
Sallinna: You can find creatine in the corner.
deathz0r: Watch out, it's a booby trap!
You say, "Pina Collada? Your taste continues to deminish with every growing second"
Wallian Creppedonit smashes random bottles
Sallinna: That blue stuff over there? It doesn't explode.
Daisse Gwynnharren: :-(
Sallinna gets down and dirty with Tieth on the bar.
You say, "Well"
You say, "If I can't have any drinks I shall just have to stare at you for a bit"

*I stand behind her and stay there, staring at her*

deathz0r: I disagree.
You say, "I can keep this up all day"
Sallinna totally gets nasty.
[*] Your request has been sent to deathz0r.
[*] deathz0r has accepted your request.
[*] deathz0r joins you.
[*] Your request has been sent to deathz0r.
[*] deathz0r has accepted your request.
[*] deathz0r joins you.

*Deathz0r is now inside the bar too*

(You see Daisse Gwynnharren.)
> You see the most beautiful rat in the world. She has long orange hair that goes down her shoulders like a waterfall of orange juice. Her fur is purple like that of a giant grape.
[*] Your request has been sent to Daisse Gwynnharren.
Daisse Gwynnharren: omg u r 1337 hax0rz lol
Sallinna: wtfomgbbq
[*] Your request has been sent to Daisse Gwynnharren.
Daisse Gwynnharren: join
Daisse Gwynnharren: join
Sallinna: tilde + join
Sallinna: holy shit
Sallinna: FIRE

*Daisse is now inside the bar*

Daisse Gwynnharren: yay
Daisse Gwynnharren: the furres, the furres, the furres are on fire
You say, "We now control this bar and our demands are as follows"
(You see The Rug.)
>  
You say, "We demand a full set of menudo albums, a wax head of Tony Danza, and a solid gold airport"
You say, "Furthermore, I must be hereforth be referred to as Conquistador"
Sallinna waves her hand flippantly as if to say, WHATEVER and continues sucking face.
You say, "Well, let's see what you say to my dry-humping the back of your head!"

*I come up from behind her and continue walking in her direction, even though she blocks it.
My hopping motion looks extremely dirty*
*Deathz0r comes in at the side and begins doing the same*

Sallinna emanates a prickly energy shield! BLAMMO
You say, "You cannot stop me! My penis is invincible!"
deathz0r: I disagree.
(You see Daisse Gwynnharren.)
> You see the most beautiful rat in the world. She has long orange hair that goes down her shoulders like a waterfall of orange juice. Her fur is purple like that of a giant grape.
You say, "Quickly Daisse, flanking position"

*By now, Deathz0r has wandered somewhere and I'm alone dry-humping*

Daisse Gwynnharren: furres don't have penises
Daisse Gwynnharren: we have furrises
You say, "Fine"
You say, "I see now who my real friends are"

*I quit*