(You enter the dream of Diamond Tavern and Inn.) (Lines of DragonSpeak: 35) [#] Someone has came... * You walk into a large tavern, It seemed musty.You then notice the blood on the floor.Perhaps it was fake.You continue on as you blink, seeing giant waterfalls, and pools of blood... * Current players: Diamond Tavern and Inn, Taito Oniyuri, Pigwidgeon, Wallian Creppedonit. * 4 players in the dream of Diamond Tavern and Inn. * 3061 total players online. Uptime 2 days 16:26 * Max players this session: 3103 *This dream has a patch that gives all the characters wings* [*] Your request has been sent to deathz0r. [*] deathz0r has accepted your request. [*] deathz0r joins you. [*] Your request has been sent to The Rug. [*] The Rug has accepted your request. [*] The Rug joins you. [#] Someone has left... [#] Want to give the bartender a tip?Well, go ahead and give her cookies, or comments... :-) [#] Someone has came... You say, "We have wings, apparently" [#] Someone has left... * Current players: Diamond Tavern and Inn, Taito Oniyuri, The Rug, Wallian Creppedonit, deathz0r. * 5 players in the dream of Diamond Tavern and Inn. * 3050 total players online. Uptime 2 days 16:27 * Max players this session: 3103 The Rug: For reasons beyond my comprehension I am now blessed with wings. (You see Taito Oniyuri.) > Obviously a traveler, dressed in a dusty brown peasant's top and black trousers that tuck into leather knee-high boots, Taito has a calm aura about her. Her green eyes swirl with dull gaze, but she seems alert and observant. She wears a small brown backpack and a few velvet black pouches around her waist, as well as a sheathed shortsword. A large black cloak drapes over her shoulder, covering much of what she wears. You say, "Hello, there" (You see Diamond Tavern and Inn.) > Just a simple upload alt. -IM NOT STUPID IDIOTS...- o-o;; -coughs.- #C6 Diamond Tavern and Inn: Hello you two, can i get you anything? [#] Someone has came... You say, "Indeed, barkeep, once our companion arrives" (You see deathz0r.) > This horse smells like Ralphis, or at least some part of Ralphis. The colours that he bear resemble that of nothing in particular, but it always reminds someone of something. People seem to however disagree on that opinion, but that doesn't matter anyway. It is also rumored that deathz0r was the inventor of flavoured pretzels, but he usually denies such occurance, as he only seems to know the ancient art of Instant Coffee mixing. He is also adept in the art of kicking the ball. #C6 You say, "Ahh, and he is here" You say, "Now, what provisions have you?" deathz0r: Yes, I am carrying the pretzels. Taito Oniyuri quietly sips her wine with a smile. She nods in greeting to the three who just entered, respectively. You say, "Allow me to introduce myself" Diamond Tavern and Inn: I carry basicaly anything you need.. You say, "I am Wallian Creppedonit. I come from a long line of idiot savant rabbits" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Nice to meet you. You say, "Or Lapines as it seems politically correct" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Bedrooms are in the hallway in the room you came from. You say, "My companions are Deathz0r, my sack-wielding sidekick" deathz0r: I have flavoured pretzels in my sack. deathz0r: And Scrabble letters, but someone is interested in buying them. You say, "And the Rug, who sits on tigers" The Rug: I currently have no tigers to rest upon, which saddens me greatly. You say, "Do you have any decaf cappicinos?" Diamond Tavern and Inn nods, "Yes I do." You say, "I'll take seven with a heavy dose of rum and vodka" deathz0r: I have some Instant Coffee in my sack, are you interested in a trade? The Rug: I would be interested in purchasing a tiger. Diamond Tavern and Inn passes down 7 cappicinos and a bottle of rum, and vodka. "There you go." Diamond Tavern and Inn: No thank you. You say, "Oh, self serve. How rustic" [#] Want to give the bartender a tip?Well, go ahead and give her cookies, or comments... :-) deathz0r: I do not have cookies, but I have flavoured pretzels. Wallian Creppedonit dumps the vodka into one of his cups and it overflows, spilling over the counter deathz0r: Would that be a valid tip? Diamond Tavern and Inn: Sure. deathz0r passes a flavoured pretzel to the bartender. The Rug: I am slightly concerned about the lack of tigers in this esablishment. Diamond Tavern and Inn takes it and places it in a napkin as she sets it down on a shelf. You say, "Excellent drink, barkeep. I very much like the vodka. The coffee however leaves a little to be desired." You say, "But there's a solution to that" Wallian Creppedonit dumps more vodka into the coffee Diamond Tavern and Inn: I'm sorry.I dont have any Tigers. You say, "Well, that's a little unusual" The Rug: What is the world coming to when a winged rat cannot order a tiger from a bar? Taito Oniyuri looks to her wine. Hm. Vodka and wine ... coffee and vodka? Blink. You say, "You can have some coffee if you prefer. I have six extra" Wallian Creppedonit guzzles rum straight from the bottle You say, "It tastes like liquid crap" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Anyone want a room? Taito Oniyuri ponders ordering coffee. [%] Wallian Creppedonit just gave Diamond Tavern and Inn a cookie. The Rug: May I ask of the purpose of said room? [%] deathz0r just gave Diamond Tavern and Inn a cookie. You say, "As I said, you can have some of my coffee, stranger" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Go ahead and take the offer. The Rug: Very well. I will take one of the rooms you have previously mentioned. Diamond Tavern and Inn: Ok. Diamond Tavern and Inn: come. You say, "I hope it has a stuffed tiger" Diamond Tavern and Inn: We dont have any, sorry. *The innkeeper leads The Rug away through a long hallway. Deathz0r and I attempt to follow, but some sort of strange trigger zaps us back to the main room* You say, "What the devil contraption is this?" [#] Someone has came... Lymie Ragan: .... Lymie Ragan: Someone has -came-? Lymie Ragan: ... Lymie Ragan: Don't you mean, someone has -come-? [#] Someone has left... *we wait an extraordinarily long time for the innkeeper to come back* ------Excerpt from the logs of The Rug------ Diamond Tavern and Inn: Heres your room. You say, "Will you be staying in the room as well? I have a peculiar interest in bronze colored canine bartenders." Diamond Tavern and Inn: Erm... The Rug moves to sit. "I hope you will be joining me this afternoon, although I seem to be lacking a tiger, which makes me slightly upset." Diamond Tavern and Inn: Might as well. You say, "Might I inquire as to your name?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Diamond. You say, "That is a pretty name for a similarly pretty bronze canine." Diamond Tavern and Inn smiles, blushing slightly, "Thank you." You say, "Do you perhaps run this establishment?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: yes I do. You say, "Do you meet many individuals here?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Many dozen, Why? You say, "Are all of them as attractive as myself, I wonder?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: All are. You say, "On a scale of 4-13.2 how attractive would you say I am?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: 13.1 You say, "How unfortunate. I also wonder if you are the kissing type. Perhaps you are?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: I might be. You say, "How often do you have the oppurtunity to kiss an attractive winged rat?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Nev-Your a female. You say, "I do appear to be a female winged rat." Diamond Tavern and Inn: I'll be at the bar if you need me, Ok? You say, "Wait! I love you! Don't leave me!" Diamond Tavern and Inn: I need to though. Diamond Tavern and Inn: + You say, "Diamond... I will always love you. Don't forget me." Diamond Tavern and Inn: I wont. -------------------------------------------- *Wallian's log continues* *Innkeeper returns to the main area* You say, "Well" You say, "Where have you taken her!?" deathz0r: You there! deathz0r: What did you do with The Rug? deathz0r: Personally I don't think it takes that long just to show her where her room is. Diamond Tavern and Inn: nothing, just talking. You say, "I see" You say, "Well, I should like a room as well" Taito Oniyuri blinks. The Rug: We did a lot more than talk. deathz0r: Is that so? Diamond Tavern and Inn: eh? The Rug: I am unsure. You say, "I would like to purchase a room" Diamond Tavern and Inn: We did nothing more than talk. Diamond Tavern and Inn: ok. You say, "I was worried" You say, "I need rest" *She leads me to my room and sits down at the table besides me* You say, "Now, are there any additional services you provide?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: room service, thats all. You say, "I see" You say, "Am I allowed visitors?" Diamond Tavern and Inn: Yes. *I summon Deathz0r* [*] Your request has been sent to deathz0r. [*] deathz0r has accepted your request. [*] deathz0r joins you. [#] Someone has left... [#] Someone has came... [#] Someone has left... [#] Someone has came... *Deathz0r blocks the door* You say, "NOW, DEATHZ0R" You say, "Put her in the sack" You say, "We'll teach you to kidnap the rug" deathz0r: Yes yes. deathz0r throws the sack above his head. Diamond Tavern and Inn: I didnt Kidnap him. You say, "I'm sure the tavern will pay handsomely for your return" You say, "Him??" deathz0r: Him? [#] I need help...Seriously. o-o;; -Diamond You say, "The Rug does not take well to being mistaken for a man" You say, "Now, then" deathz0r: Yes, The Rug does not like being described as a man. You say, "Deathz0r: What scrabble pieces do you have on you?" deathz0r: "Q" and "T" You say, "Damn. That's not enough for a full game. We'll have to improvise" deathz0r: Like I said Diamond Tavern and Inn waits. deathz0r: That Espi guy keeps buying my Scrabble pieces. You say, "Okay, I'm going to spell QT. Like Cutie" You say, "That's a double word score" You say, "How many points is that? I think Q is worth 10" deathz0r: yes deathz0r: Q is always worth 10. You say, "What's T?" deathz0r: So is Z, and I think another letter. deathz0r: I think T is 3 points. You say, "So 26 points, is it?" deathz0r: Yes. You say, "Aha, victory is surely mine" deathz0r: Unfortunately, those two letters are lethal. You say, "Next turn is yours" [#] Lock Deathz0r and Wallian up!Anyways I gotta go, C'ya! -Diamond *Innkeeper quits* ------Excerpt from the logs of The Rug------ deathz0r: Is there any sort of defensive mechanisms on this counter? You say, "Diamond and I had a grand adventure in the room she showed me." deathz0r: Say, if I tried to hijack it or something, would lasers appear from out of nowhere? *Deathz0r disappears* Taito Oniyuri blinks. "No, I don't think so. But I imagine it would be hard to pilfer." [#] I need help...Seriously. o-o;; -Diamond You say, "You say this bar is theftproof?" You say, "I wonder if this tavern is also similarly theftproof. My comrades appear to have kidnapped the previous owner." You say, "I now claim this bar in the name of our organization, which I temporarily forget." Taito Oniyuri: Um. Ok. o.o; You say, "You see, we trade in pretzels, flavoured pretzels, and kidnapping." Taito Oniyuri nods. "Ah. I see. Well. Can I purchase some flavoured pretzels, then?" You say, "I'm afraid deathz0r carries that bag, and he is currently involved in kidnapping." [#] Lock Deathz0r and Wallian up!Anyways I gotta go, C'ya! -Diamond You say, "Ignore that previous message." -------------------------------------------- *We return to the main area* You say, "Good day, the Rug" You say, "I see you have kept the inn well" (You see deathz0r.) deathz0r: Good evening. The Rug: Yes I have. I have claimed it in the name of our organization, which I temporarily forget the name of. *The Rug summons Deathz0r, who randomly appears on the innkeeper's side of the bar* [#] Someone has left... [#] Someone has came... [*] deathz0r asks you to join his / her company. To accept the request, type `join and press . To decline, type `decline and press [*] deathz0r summons you. [#] Someone has left... (Lines of DragonSpeak: 35) [#] Someone has came... *I appear, still on the normal side* * You walk into a large tavern, It seemed musty.You then notice the blood on the floor.Perhaps it was fake.You continue on as you blink, seeing giant waterfalls, and pools of blood... [*] deathz0r asks you to join his / her company. To accept the request, type `join and press . To decline, type `decline and press [*] deathz0r summons you. [#] Someone has left... (Lines of DragonSpeak: 35) [#] Someone has came... * You walk into a large tavern, It seemed musty.You then notice the blood on the floor.Perhaps it was fake.You continue on as you blink, seeing giant waterfalls, and pools of blood... [#] Someone has left... [#] Someone has came... *I'm now on the other side, so I summon the Rug* [*] Your request has been sent to The Rug. [*] The Rug has accepted your request. [*] The Rug joins you. [#] Someone has left... [#] Someone has came... *We are now all on the service side of the bar* You say, "Attention customers" You say, "We are now in complete control" deathz0r: All hail the inventor of flavoured pretzel. [#] Someone has came... You say, "Those with cookies must turn them forth at once" You say, "Failure to comply with our wishes will result in long-winded arguments" You say, "And/or death" deathz0r: Unfortunately, those cookies are lethal. deathz0r: So you must return them immediately. The Rug: I am disappointed in the lack of compliance. deathz0r: Good evening. The Rug: Salutations customer. (You see Pigwidgeon.) > Ice-blue eyes and snowy white fur stand out against even the brightest sky. Dusty peach markings are scattered across his body like tiger stripes. Effeminate smile and lithe form are trademark characteristics. [http://www.side7.com/cgi-bin/S7SDB/Display.pl?act=image&iid=286022] You say, "We now control this tavern" Pigwidgeon: PRETZELS! *At this point I'm confused. Pigwidgeon was not here earlier when we were talking about pretzels. I wonder whether it's someone we know who created an alt* You say, "Bring us cookies and we will spare your life and/or give you coffee" [#] Someone has left... deathz0r: Give me a cookie, and I shall reward you with a pretzel. Pigwidgeon: ... that's not fair trade. deathz0r: I disagree. You say, "Very well then" You say, "A flavoured pretzel" You say, "Or you die!" Pigwidgeon: I say two cookies per pretzel. Pigwidgeon: Is much more accurate. *Now, this has to be some sort of alt. Why would they insist on giving us twice as many cookies?* deathz0r: Very well, you can give me two cookies. Pigwidgeon: Great. deathz0r: And then you can be a new owner of a pretzel. [%] Pigwidgeon just gave deathz0r a cookie. deathz0r hands Pigwidgeon the coveted pretzel which is under the counter. [%] Pigwidgeon just gave deathz0r a cookie. Pigwidgeon takes the pretzel. Savours. You say, "Now, if you would be so kind, reveal your name" Taito Oniyuri: Mine? You say, "You too, yes. That would be a good idea" The Rug: Considering we now own this tavern it would be best to know the names of those who work for us. Taito Oniyuri: I am Queen Amidallama .... of the red raddish people You say, "I am Bob. And these are my associates Jim and Marla" You say, "Those are our REAL names" The Rug: I'm Jim. deathz0r: And I'm Maria. You say, "Marla" deathz0r: Marla. You say, "These are not aliases" You say, "So if you speak to any police, you can tell them truthfully that we are Bob, Jim, and Marla" The Rug: Maria. Pigwidgeon: Marla. You say, "And what is your name, white one?" Pigwidgeon: Marla. The Rug: Maria. deathz0r: Marla. The Rug: Right, sorry. [%] deathz0r just gave Wallian Creppedonit a cookie. [%] deathz0r just gave Wallian Creppedonit a cookie. [#] Someone has left... *In our private IRC channel, we decide that we can now become cookie bandits. Deathz0r, who seems to be the appointed sack-carrier, collects the cookies.* [%] Wallian Creppedonit just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] The Rug just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] The Rug just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] Wallian Creppedonit just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] Wallian Creppedonit just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] Wallian Creppedonit just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] You don't have any cookies left! *I check Deathz0r's profile. He has 9 cookies* You say, "You, Queen Amidala. Surrender your cookies and we will leave you in charge of the inn" deathz0r: All your cookies are belong to sackmaster. You say, "Have we a deal or not?" Taito Oniyuri: Sure. The Rug: All cookies belong to deathz0r. deathz0r: Ok, just give them to me. [%] Taito Oniyuri just gave deathz0r a cookie. [%] Taito Oniyuri just gave deathz0r a cookie. deathz0r: Is that all of them? Taito Oniyuri empties pockets of cookies. Taito Oniyuri: damn. Taito Oniyuri: Must have lost one. deathz0r: We shall bid you good day, then. *Note: We still have no idea who pigwidgeon is*