"American
As Apple Pie" by Tom D and Tom W.
With commentary by Tom_D and Hyena (aka Tom D and Tom W)
Image
1: Tom_D

Hyena: Well, you did the first
image
Tom_D: Yeah, well
Tom_D: It's a hot image
Tom_D: I take pride on the fact
that there's a turret type thing coming out
Tom_D: from the crotch area
Tom_D: suggestive.
Hyena: Yeah, I liked this image,
but not for the same reasons you did. I just think that grey warp
nacelle thing adds the right amount of cool.
Tom_D: It needed more boobs.
Tom_D: Soon the gay rights people
will be knocking at my door
Tom_D: it'll be quite embaressing.
Hyena: The pilots look very
down-to-business
Tom_D: Yeah, I get what you mean.
Tom_D: ... that was a masturbation
reference, right?
Hyena: A hint of trepidation is in
the air. What will they find?
Hyena: It is a mystery
Tom_D: I'm scared of you, Tom.
Image 2: Hyena

Tom_D: Hey
Tom_D: I just realized
Tom_D: It looks kinda like a breast
Tom_D: Think this could be some
kind of suggestive picture for sexual intercourse?
Tom_D: corrupting the children?
Hyena: Yeah, I was hoping people
wouldn't notice that. I took a few seconds to try to make it look less
breast-like. I thought about adding a smile under the equator so it
looked like a cycloptic monster. Then I thought, eh
Tom_D: I love the text.
Tom_D: Just... comes out at you
Tom_D: felt like it punched me
Tom_D: in the face
Hyena: I thought about adding a
pic of Admiral Ackbar but thought that would be taking it too far
Tom_D: you kinda made the death
star LOOK like Admiral Ackbar
Tom_D: Look at that smile
Hyena: It's not a smile, damnit,
it's an equator
Tom_D: it's awaiting the spaceship
to enter it's inner lobe, if you know what I mean <3
Tom_D: this is the hottest porno
i've ever seen
Hyena: And you said you're scared
of me.
Image 3: Tom_D

Tom_D: This one wasn't my idea, I
swear.
Tom_D: I blame it all on.. uh..
Tom_D: Jesus.
Hyena: What are you talking about?
Of course it was your idea
Tom_D: NO
Tom_D: Jesus corrupted my mind!
Tom_D: HE CORRUPTED ME WITH HIS
SATANIC WAYS
Tom_D: "draw a gay star!" he said
Tom_D: AND I DID
Tom_D: OH GODDJD
Hyena: You know what, I don't
appreciate you speaking that way about Jesus. He happens to be a very
cool man.
Tom_D: He's a hippie.
Tom_D: Cartman says hippies aren't
cool.
Tom_D: I'm hardcore because i made
a tv reference
Hyena: Yes, yes, let's move on.
Image 4: Hyena

Hyena: I decided to put a green
alien in this pic.
Tom_D: Yeah, I don't get it.
Hyena: I just like drawing green
aliens.
Tom_D: I figured
Tom_D: but why "HOT DOG"
Tom_D: ?
Hyena: It's a slogan where he
comes from. It means something trendy
Tom_D: He looks like he's bobbing
his head to hot hot rock'n'roll music
Tom_D: He's in the IN-crowd for
sure
Tom_D: Hanging with the babes, yooo
Hyena: Absolutely
Hyena: Where he comes from, he's
quite popular
Hyena: He even has a halo
Image 5: Tom_D

Tom_D: Except.. in THIS picture, I
made him some sci-fi geek.
Tom_D: with a kid.
Tom_D: Which is funny.
Tom_D: Because it also turns out
it's a playset!
Hyena: Say what you will, but
there aren't too many people with halos. Just him and Jesus, who I
already established as being cool
Tom_D: Are you saying the green
alien sci-fi dad.. is a hippie?
Hyena: What?
Tom_D: It's obvious
Tom_D: People with halos = hippies
Tom_D: Hippie = Jesus
Tom_D: Jesus = Cool
Tom_D: THIS LINK MEANS THE SCI-FI
DAD IS HIPPIE
Hyena: All I'm saying is that
despite him being a weirdo who raids his kid's playset, he's still
pretty cool. Where he comes from.
Hyena: A distant planet.
Tom_D: Okay...
Hyena: I like how you drew him
giving the finger to his kid
Hyena: He's like, "I'm not taking
any of your crap. I'll take your toy spacesuit if I want!"
Tom_D: Haha, yeah
Tom_D: Wait, the kid's naked.
Tom_D: ...
Tom_D: ..
Hyena: Don't look at me
Tom_D: uh, next picture.
Tom_D: quickly.
Hyena: Yes, yes
Image 6: Hyena

Hyena: I thought the kid should
have a dog
Tom_D: Yeah
Tom_D: Wait
Tom_D: That's a dog?
Tom_D: Looked like a turd.
Tom_D: With legs.
Tom_D: And a face.
Tom_D: And large teeth
Hyena: Originally it was going to
be a space lizard. Then it was a dog. Then it was a monster. Then it
was a dog. I think it's still a dog. I'm not quite sure.
Tom_D: no, I got it
Tom_D: It's the remains of Britney
Spears's recent career
Tom_D: and they're melded into
some kind of.. savage creature
Tom_D: I mean, when you think
about it - it makes sense.
Hyena: I have a feeling I'll be
removing that part from the page. It just doesn't make any sense.
Whoops. I already pasted it. Oh well.
Tom_D: Turd.
Image 7: Tom_D

Hyena: This one's yours. Why don't
you start?
Tom_D: Well, originally i was just
going to draw like
Tom_D: a billion cute things
Tom_D: ... But I'm a lazy arsehole
and just drew something else that was random
Tom_D: I think I succeeded.
Hyena: The important thing is the
message
Hyena: Cute things should be
destroyed
Tom_D: Cute things are destroying
our society!
Tom_D: .... and they raped my
mother!
Hyena: I was going to make a
remark about Hello Kitty and Pikachu being annoying, but...
Tom_D: Too late!
Image 8: Hyena

Hyena: Obviously, if you're going
to be hunting cute things, you need some sort of super weapon
Tom_D: Of course.
Tom_D: My favourite part is the
dad/alien shooting down his sons precious toys.
Tom_D: And they explode.
Tom_D: For some reason.
Hyena: Wait, so now the gay star's
fighters are toys? I don't like that. We're playing a dangerous game
here
Tom_D: I'll dangerous you!
Hyena: Now that's just lame
Tom_D: I'll LAME you!
Hyena: Look, do you want me to
finish the commentary myself?
Tom_D: I'll COMMENTARY you!
*slap*
Tom_D: ow.
Note to readers: At this point, Tom_D
has been replaced with a compliant robot.
Tom_D: I am
Tom_D! Crude sexual reference! I also think that this picture needs a
bit of more awesome and you are not one
Image 9: Tom_D

Hyena: God is pissed. This is
self-evident. I have nothing to add.
Tom_D:
ERROR: God is never pissed! Lifeform is loving being
Tom_D:
COUNTER-POINT: USMC is an inferior company and their robots are
pathetic inferior copies of our company.
Hyena: Just because he loves you
doesn't mean he never gets mad.
Tom_D:
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don't flip out and kill you!
Hyena: Mr. Rogers loves me, but he
once got mad at me when I went into his dressing room without knocking
Hyena: Plus I think he once tried
to touch me in a way or a place that made me feel uncomfortable
Tom_D:
PROCEDURE: First, you say, "No." Then, you get outta there!
Final Image: Hyena

Hyena: The finishing touches here
Hyena: I thought it would be
appropriate to lodge a third crew member's head in the warp nacelle
Tom_D: This
is an informative specticle of propaganda.
Hyena: I assume you're referring
to the "LOL I AM GAY"
Tom_D: . .
. .
Hyena: I should mention that this
picture makes a lot more sense now than it did in earlier stages. It is
now clear that the HMS God Is Pissed is there to punish the Gay Star
for its rampant spread of homosexuality throughout the galaxy.
Tom_D:
QUESTION: What are we talking about again?
Tom_D: My
commanders told me this was a demonstration of how to slay your enemies.
Tom_D: BUT
Tom_D:
GAYNESS??? does
notdocamdaadcompetusfdkmflmfsfdfdk.mk,gflhmfmgfmhhgfmlkhmfgm
*insert
explosion here*
Hyena: Anyway
Hyena: I decided that the sci-fi
dad's kid gets eaten by his own dog.
Hyena: Then it's a happy ending
for everyone.
Tom_D: .. I can't feel my legs.