Once upon a time there was a palace where everything was made of chocolate in which lived an exotic young girl named Princess Amicia.
But she was not happy because she was under the control of a wolf who was jealous of her magical gift which allowed her to turn her clothes invisible.
Luckily, the noble prince Robert the Couth had heard of her plight and came to rescue her with the help of his trusted companion, Tim the hunter.
"I know where to find Princess Amicia," said Robert, stupidly, "but we cannot defeat the wolf as we are."
"Perhaps we should seek out the glaive of strength," suggested Tim the hunter.
"No. I must train with Jeff the Hermit in the middle of nowhere. Only after then will we be ready."
After months of practicing, finally the master said to him, "You aren't getting any better so this will have to do. You have the eyes of a mule and have learned the great spell: Sticky Grasp. Go with chutzpah and fight the wolf."
Robert and Tim the hunter headed out first thing in the morning.
No sooner had they arrived, than the wolf leapt out and screamed.
"Plug your ears," said Tim the hunter. "Because the wolf's voice will put you under a curse that will make you forget how to breathe."
Robert did so, but it was Tim the hunter who fell to the wolf's power. And then died of rapid, uncontrollable mitosis.
"No! Not you, Tim the hunter! You were truly a brave companion," Robert lamented.
Luckily, Robert knew the wolf's one weak spot and stabbed him in the glowing red spot on his chest with Princess Amicia's hat.
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" the wolf cried and then shrivelled into nothingness.
The next day, Robert and Princess Amicia were brought before the king.
"Robert the Couth, I hereby bestow you with the power to stop time for up to three seconds," and waved his royal sceptre over Robert covering him in glowing sparkles.
Robert said, "I will name my first born child Tim the hunter in my friend's honour."
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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