movie "Top of the Food" chain is a prime example of civil liberty in the wake of alien invasion.

     To begin with, I am almost certain that my rectum is being devoured by moonmen as

we speak. Although no speech is actually taking place at this point, the meaning is taken. I

emplore you not to call the police, as that would only escalate the matter.

     To ensure that civil liberty was ensured, the heroic Dr. Karel Lamonte (I think that's

how it's spelled) fashioned a crude implement. You see, Dr. Lamonte, by attaching a crucifix

to the satellite dish on the roof of Jan Bathgate's house, he managed to create a cool fusion

reaction that broke through the signal interference and created a deadly T.V. signal that

destroyed the creatures, thus ensuring the civil liberty of the city Exceptional Vista. If you have

not seen the movie, I pretty much just told you how it ends, unless you like in Wisconsin in

which case the objection is withdrawn with my sincerest apologies, you lesbian wino.

     The real hard-hitting issue, however, in relation to civil liberty is when a federal agent

working for the national government held the protagonists against their will. Their liberty was

threatened. Fortunately, a moonman killed her and they were safe, except from the aliens. The

issue of Dr. Lamonte's bisexual tendancies aside, I can safely say it was a fairly safe assumption

that the question is fair. Whether or not I dislike being smothered by topless albino wrestlers, I

believe this much can be agreed upon; I have eyebrows.

     In conclusion, your excellency, I subscribe to your magazine with full price plus tip and therefore

my opinion should be of your utmost concern. I don't do this sort of thing for free and expect

my payment shortly in the mail. Failure to do so will result in legal action, or if worst comes to

worst, contract assassination. I assure you that your family will not be harmed in any way, but

all the bratwurst that you may be carrying on your person will be indisputably destroyed.