Extracurricular
activities |
Drywall Academy of Minneapolis
Canadian Armed Forces, butt-blaster's division
I'm one of those bikini women on The Price is Right that feel up all
the merchandise
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| Summer jobs |
1999 Pokemon Land, Winnepeg
Pikachu Mascot
• Beat up the little kids who laugh at me.
• Have to say the word "Pika" all bloody day.
• Throw rocks at the Squirtle mascot when he's not looking.
1997 Order of the Eternal Spoon, Toronto
Cult Leader
• Had sex with every female member of the cult.
• Also had sex with nine men, but that was an accident.
1994 Citadel of the Twilight Pickle, Greenland
Criminal Mastermind
• It is I who allowed the Alliance to know the location
of the shield
generator.
• Your planet is doomed! Doomed!
• Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
• You are on the way to destruction!
• Ha ha ha ha . . .
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| Accreditations and licenses |
C64 penis license
CO2 permit to be an asswipe
I have diplomatic immunity in Peru |