Once upon a time, Hyena, Danarchy, SoM, Lüt, SargeBaldy and the magical gorilla
princess went on a jogging walk through wonderville. Suddenly an enourmously bulbous dead
squid landed on Danarchy's head.
"What will we do?" said SoM.
"What will we do?" said Lüt.
"What will we do?" said SargeBaldy.
"What will we do?" said the magical gorilla princess.
That's when a fucking 800-pound banana devoured the bunch of them. Only Danarchy survived
because of the enormously bulbous dead squid on his head. So using his new-found camouflage
that made him blind to his large yellow opponent, Danarchy somehow managed to wire two
hundred and fifty pounds of C4 and with a deft stroke he blew up the fucking 800-pound
banana and saved the universe.
Som was so happy that he ripped his pants right off and exclaimed very jovial words so
that all could hear.
"Congratulations," said the Mayor. "You have all been great heroes" And then he decapitated
himself with a very large rock.