Archie's Double Digest 138
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Year: 2003
Publisher: Archie Comics
[edit] Out On The Roof
Reggie is right to mock Archie. Especially considering he had to throw it from less than ten feet away.
[edit] Archie's Gag Bag
I don't get it. The fridge produced thousands of icecubes? Is that supposed to be a joke? I don't even know what that's even supposed to be. It's totally nonsensical. And Mr. Andrews putting his head on the floor is the weakest attempt to set it up. You'd think if they were willing to reach that much to set up a punchline it would be something good, y'know?
[edit] Washington Bound!
Mrs. Grundy saluting with a full coffee cop, (which is held upside-down, mind you), thus splashing all over Mr. Weatherbee... it's just not possible for someone to do that by accident. It takes just a little bit of work and foresight to do that. This is like a moebius strip of humour. Honestly, I had to laugh when I saw it. I mean, it's intended to be funny but it's totally lame, which makes it really funny because it's so ridiculous but it was intended to be ridiculous, but it's funny in a way they totally didn't intend, unless they did... my mind just exploded.
[edit] Archie's Gag Bag
I seriously can't believe how stupid this whole comic is. The punchline is terrible, the slang is awkward and stupid, and there's nothing in there that could even remotely be confused for "Veronica has a fever"
[edit] My Stars
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[edit] "The Gourd, The Bad and the Ugly" or "Let the Gourd Times Roll!"
Two titles and both are clichés and puns. You have been warned.
Summary: The school is having some kind of jamboree and everyone is chipping in in some weird way or another. Archie, determined to impress some southern girl, gets Dilton's help in growing a gigantic squash through genetic modification.
Okay, the plunger in Betty's face is strange enough, but look at those creepy guys lining up to kiss a couple of young teenagers.
What the hell is going on here? The squash overtakes the house? Okay, I can follow that. Oprah Winfrey stopping to take a bite? Totally bizarre, but a decent attempt at a gag. The squash rolls out from under the house and the house is now fine? It's been totally uprooted! Even if it didn't get damaged from the fall (of which the chances are about 104%), the foundation has been torn apart and the basement has probably been wrecked. The whole place should collapse in on itself or something.
Wait, is that cat talking now? What the hell!?
What in the craploaf is happening on this side of crazy!?
Confusing a squash for a car? That's wacky enough. But the squash touches an Elvis ice sculpture that's way smaller than it and it somehow perfectly takes on the shape of Elvis' head? How does that work!?
Now there are creepy old men running in with big sacks of money to make out with a couple of minors. This is so messed up.
