Metal Gear

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Video Game

Year: 1988

Publisher: Konami

Platform: Nintendo Entertainment System

Summary:

Engrish abounds as Solid Snake infiltrates some kind of enemy headquarters and destroys a secret weapon known as Metal Gear.

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What?

"I FEEL ASLEEP!!"

As much as I absolutely adore this line, I think it's especially wacky how easily this guy falls asleep standing up while on duty protecting a highly secured facility.

This line is even funnier if you imagine Snake saying it out loud.

Senselessness overload.
This guard assumes the spy hiding out in the back of his truck is there to take over guard duty, despite the fact that he's not wearing the same uniform. Craziest of all is that Solid Snake is still hidden and the guard shouldn't even be able to see him.

You know, there are so many ways you can fix this sentence just by adding less than four letters before or after the word enemy.
Examples: "the enemy", "any enemy", "an enemy", "enemies", "enemy men" are all grammatically correct.

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